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jikan_network2021-06-01 04:34 pm
bloodyroses) wrote in jikan_network2021-06-01 04:34 pm
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Guys guys!
[ Here's Cordy on the screen right now, standing next to a rather large barrel with a tap crudely affixed to it. She appears to be in the kitchen of the Yoshiwara dorms? ]
Okay, soooo, no idea how this even ended up in the world we're all in right now, but I got an entire fuckin' BARREL of this stuff. This stuff? It's mead, but it's not just ANY mead, it's...okay. There is no way I can show you what's up unless you just try it.
So like, where I'm from? There's this wildflower that grows over dead bodies, but like, only ever where there's been a dead body in recent history. And then bees go around and they make honey out of it and...it does weird stuff to you if you eat the honey. Or consume anything made out of the honey.
[ Cordy appears to be staring at her hand. ]
Hooooooooly shit...
Anyway, I'm over in Yoshiwara if anyone wants to come on over and have some? I can't drink an entire fuckin' barrel by myself; I'd probably die or something, or- wait.
Actually, I juuuust remembered, it's almost midsummer, right? Could totally save this for a special occasion.
[ Anyone who tries drinking the mead will find that they see everyone around them as a skeleton for about an hour or two if they don't drink enough to get drunk, or until about an hour past their drunkenness wearing off if they do.]
[ Here's Cordy on the screen right now, standing next to a rather large barrel with a tap crudely affixed to it. She appears to be in the kitchen of the Yoshiwara dorms? ]
Okay, soooo, no idea how this even ended up in the world we're all in right now, but I got an entire fuckin' BARREL of this stuff. This stuff? It's mead, but it's not just ANY mead, it's...okay. There is no way I can show you what's up unless you just try it.
So like, where I'm from? There's this wildflower that grows over dead bodies, but like, only ever where there's been a dead body in recent history. And then bees go around and they make honey out of it and...it does weird stuff to you if you eat the honey. Or consume anything made out of the honey.
[ Cordy appears to be staring at her hand. ]
Hooooooooly shit...
Anyway, I'm over in Yoshiwara if anyone wants to come on over and have some? I can't drink an entire fuckin' barrel by myself; I'd probably die or something, or- wait.
Actually, I juuuust remembered, it's almost midsummer, right? Could totally save this for a special occasion.
[ Anyone who tries drinking the mead will find that they see everyone around them as a skeleton for about an hour or two if they don't drink enough to get drunk, or until about an hour past their drunkenness wearing off if they do.]