un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Trash goes in the garbage.
Dishes need to be washed immediately.
Whoever left their noodles in the kitchen needs to deal with the ants NOW. I'm not cleaning up your mess again!
Don't-

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[Hello there's [one] hot local single boomer in your area that needs some kind of help.]

Comments

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[kingfuckboy]

wow ur worse at this than my mom and dad r

r u like 60 yrs old

un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

Okay mom.

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[disasdeer]

Need help?

text | un: nextyoullsay

[therippleeffect]

too much effort. bye

un: songbird

[hopesong]

You alright there, sugar?

[casaposa]

I'm 20.
Are you five? Is that why you can't spell?

[casaposa]

[Oh he knows who this is.]

Is this mess your doing Ranpo?

[casaposa]

No.
I'm not cleaning the mess.
[He will, actually.]
These slobs will learn to deal with their own problems.

[sweetsleuth]

Come on, do I really seem like the kind of guy who would just leave trash everywhere?

My snacks are perfectly organized in a pile in the corner of the room!

[Yeah, that was him. It's like a tiny mountain.]

un: ricochet;

[grilletto]

sorry who is this for?

1/????? ???? ????

[casaposa]

[Oh he recognizes so much from this. The shitty username, the actual words-he can hear the bastard crystal clear with that 'too much effort' mantra.]

JoJo?

[casaposa]

[And look he hadn't been 100% sure at first glance, but the silence is telling. This asshole is really ignoring him to avoid cleaning a mess. His mess.]

I know that's you. Don't ignore me! You can't run away from this you bastard.

[casaposa]

[The silence continues and it stings-it's the residual anger from their fight, maybe. The asshole just appeared to show he was alive, which is apparent by the mess in the kitchen.

And now he's ignoring him. Typical. The conversation would be too much effort. Running away is a secret technique. Figures he would choose now to meld them all into a single shitty plan.]

You can't hide forever. Suzie isn't here to clean up your messes and I refuse to pick up that mantle.

[casaposa]

[He's an asshole.

A complete and utter asshole. There is no one on this earth more infuriating than Joseph fucking Joestar and all his ploys.

Well he's not going to fall for it-refuses to text again and play like he's desperate. As if he's the one that needs to apologize. As if he's the one that has to-]

[casaposa]

Quit being a child.
Face up to what you've done and get these ants out of here.

END

[casaposa]

[He refuses.

Absolutely refuses to type another word into this inane machine without a response from, what he's now 100% certain, is JoJo. Only that man could be this petulant for no reason, but-

He waits and-

Waits and-

Waits because the response has to come. It will come. JoJo can't, won't, doesn't hold a grudge.

He waits because he knows it will come, but-

Silence is telling and JoJo's anger rivals his own.

But all the same-he waits.]

[casaposa]

I'm fine.
The mess isn't mine. I won't be cleaning it.

[casaposa]

Anyone in the dorm who doesn't know how to clean up after themselves.

[disasdeer]

...I meant with your device.

[kingfuckboy]

im 19 and can spell fine

for real tho? u sound like an old man

un: chariotcheerleader

[thatsmymagic]

[ There's an 85% chance it was her noodles that caused these ant-ics but let's forget about that for a second. Akko is busy. Busy squinting at her screen and trying to figure out how old this person is to be this technologically...inept. ]

are you okay??

1/2

[casaposa]

THAT ISN'T

[casaposa]

[Fucking CAPSLOCK. Screw this PHONE.]

Get your snacks now and put them in your room.

[sweetsleuth]

But there's no room in my room for all of them!
My roommate is Asukai-san, and our futons already take up the whole floor.
And you wouldn't make Asukai-san sleep on a bed covered in crumbs, would you?

[casaposa]

I'm fine.
People need to learn how to clean.

[Caesar please.]