un: tikkunolam

[accidentallich]

I was talking to the owner of the Sakuranbo to see if there was anything I could do without being in the public eye and she really wanted me to put on 'performances' for her 'cliente with particular tastes'.

Are people into skeletons in that way??? Why.

Comments

un: snowman

[reflash]

If you're uncomfortable then don't let her force you into it.

[accidentallich]

I don't even know how to do that sort of thing even if I wanted to.

un: LordExplosionMurder

[detonating]

You gonna go ask people why they get off on being shit on, too?

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

I can't imagine why it wouldn't be somebody's kink. And I imagine there being a skeleton is a pretty rare opportunity for this place.

[accidentallich]

No?? Why would you even bring that up???

[accidentallich]

I've been on the internet for a long time, but that's a bit much even for me...

[reflash]

If she keeps insisting, then you should look for another job.

[accidentallich]

I think I will. Maybe there's a nice bookstore hiring or something...

[reflash]

That sounds like a much calmer job.

[accidentallich]

Doesn't it? That's what I would've liked to do if I could have held a job at home.

[disasdeer]

I have, too. There are people who get off to all sorts of things. I mean, there's people who are into getting eaten.

[accidentallich]

Sometimes I forget vore is an actual fetish and not just a meme.

UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

Unfortunately, I'm not even surprised.

[accidentallich]

I guess I shouldn't be either, I've been on the internet, but still. I don't even know how I would go about doing that.

[detonating]

Because you're asking stupid fucking questions? People get off on anything they can, it's common knowledge.

[To a teenage boy who has been on the internet it is, anyway. Rule 34 anyone?]

[neetvampire]

There's a kink for everything, frankly.

And I guess you could do a striptease or something? But who knows what she's even thinking.

[Grumblegrumble-- to admit or not the fact that he already got roped into a job--]

[accidentallich]

I'm sorry, I just didn't expect it to extend that far...

[reflash]

Anyone would be fortunate to have you working at their bookstore.

[accidentallich]

There's nothing interesting to look at.

[accidentallich]

You're very kind.

[detonating]

What kind of rock do you live under, seriously?

[accidentallich]

Sorry, I should have known better...

[He will just keep apologizing.]

I'm sorry Gershom you are so sweet ;A;

[detonating]

Yeah, you should've.

Moron.

he is doing his best

[accidentallich]

I'm really sorry!

[reflash]

Thank you. Let me know when you find a bookstore job, I'll make sure to make purchases there.