text | un: matsukaze

[leafwhistle]

Sometimes when he makes me angry I look at him through a fork and pretend he's in jail. It heals me spiritually.

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un: traveler

[brilliantdiamond]

Are



Are you two friends?

[He has an ominous feeling. And that feeling comes in the sound of hearing Paimon shrieking from the other side of the house.]

un: paimon

[emergencysnack]

Jail is where he belongs!!

[leafwhistle]

We've spent a lot of time together over the past few months.

You know him?

[leafwhistle]

I locked him in a cage once, but alas, I had to let him go eventually.

[emergencysnack]

Well, you should have kept him in there! He's a really bad guy!

[infernaltouch]

is that

Oh hey I know who that guy is

(◕દ◕)

[leafwhistle]

Really? I didn't know he had many friends.

Is (◕દ◕) a face?

[brilliantdiamond]

[Thank god this is text, because it means Kazuha won't hear the way Aether is fighting to steal Paimon's magi-comm away as she flies up to the ceiling.]

[There's a delay.]

We've met a handful of times in Teyvat.
And a few more times here in Nippon.

[Answering without answering.]

action me up

[lyingstars]

[Just squinting at Kazuha taking a picture of his fork? What a weirdo.]

What are you doing, Moron?

[infernaltouch]

yes (◕દ◕)

Oh I wouldn't say we're friends though. I mean I don't even know his name

He helped me relocate some snails once tho

[kyuudouka]

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Are you okay?

[pacetua]

he looks even shorter than i am.

un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

Does that really help?

UN: sleepyash

[neetvampire]

Understandable. It must be nice to imagine making him plead until you free him from gay baby jail.

['Cause this guy sounds like an exasperated boyfriend, so.]

What's he doing to annoy you?

[leafwhistle]

[uh oh. That sounds evasive.]

You can be blunt with me, Aether.

[leafwhistle]

I'm aware he's a Harbinger if that's the issue.

[leafwhistle]

It's not my place to give it, unfortunately. It would be impolite.

That's sweet though. He does like bugs quite a deal.

[leafwhistle]

[He looks up from his communicator and smiles.]

Oh, I just had an idea and was taking a picture, that's all.

[leafwhistle]

A strange question to ask. What makes you ask it?

[infernaltouch]

does he? Didn't know he liked bugs. Then again he striked me as someone who didn't like much of anything

I don't even think he was fond of the snails. Though I guess if he likes bugs he probably likes them small and not uuuhhhhhhhh the size of a truck

For a tiny little grump he was still helpful though so can you tell him I said I appreciate it (/'-')/

[lyingstars]

You had an idea for a picture of a fork.

[He seems unamused as he pops a piece of cake in his mouth.]

Your impromptu bouts of poetry are less bizarre.

[brilliantdiamond]

I just think maybe it's something you should hear from him. Especially if he's someone you consider a friend.






At least, if Paimon doesn't tell you first.

[She's totally gonna tell him first--]

[emergencysnack]

It's not just that he's a Harbinger! He tried to kill Aether!

And-- okay, Paimon knows that Childe tried to do that too, but-- it was different this time!!

[Me realizing that literally everything bad Paimon has to say about Scaramouche could apply to Childe too smh]

[leafwhistle]

We're about the same height, but he does have small energy, doesn't he?

[Kazuha you are 5'1".]

[leafwhistle]

It works for me at the very least, and I would always encourage techniques that may relax you first before addressing anger.