You caught me. [He joked, but he went ahead and took the drink for himself then, putting in another order, because why not try a few things?] Get this kid something fruity and light.

So you're the best friend of the hero getting tormented by the super villain, huh? Sounds like you got the short end of the stick. Hope your best friend was hot, at least. If my knowledge of heroes is correct, he's probably gonna swoop in and carry you off like some sort of princess.