Dude, I warned you about all the dicks, how is that unhelpful?! That's the most helpful thing in this city!

[Okay, so he was being dramatic and he knew it, but being a little over the top was his style.]

Sephiroth. The strongest SOLDIER on our world... great war hero.

[It was a bit hard to list him by his previous attributes. People thought of him a lot differently these days, but as irresponsible as he could be at times, he didn't mess around with this. He wouldn't post things that Sephiroth might find.]

And lots of top secret info surrounding the rest of his life that I'm not going to be responsible for leaking.