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[divineliar]

I'm just going to ask this just in case: this isn't some elaborate graduation exam or next step of the school of gods disguised as whatever was explained at the beginning, right? Cause I wouldn't put it past Zeus to do something like this because he's a jerk.

[You can never be too sure about what he's thinking, it's annoying.]

Yeah, I'm a god if you're going to ask. Yes, Zeus, the Greek God, made a bunch of us go to a school to understand humans. Well it worked and we understand now so this is just another strange situation I got myself into, right?

[Please tell him there's no Zeus involved this time. He'd like to keep his god powers.]

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[Video] un: taizi.dianxia

[cultivatingdisaster]

A school for gods? That sounds like a recipe for chaos.

[Xie Lian tries to imagine that and he can feel a headache coming on just from thinking about it.

As far as I know this isn't part of an exam. If it is, I think I am failing.

[divineliar]

It involved a lot of chaos. Especially since we had gods from four different pantheons.

[At least he didn't need to be alone with unknown gods, but geez.]

[cultivatingdisaster]

I've never met a god from... somewhere else before. [He was fascinated. He's smiling, curious and open.] Are you a Martial God?

Video; un: dark_wings

[originaldragoon]

[Well this is probably one of the more absurd things she's heard since her arrival.]

You are a god and you went to school?

[Yeah she is finding this hard to believe.]

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[scarredhorns]

[People keep asking about the school, so she won't repeat the same question.]

Eh? Really? I didn't know that gods from other cultures knew each other. It always seemed like they were living in their own realms.

[She'll take his word for it, though. Sweet and naive soul that Nyuu is.]

Which god are you then?

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[shatteredstoryline]

Normally I'd say that sounds like a load of bullshit, but this place is fucking weird. Maybe you got booted out because you failed?

[divineliar]

A what?

[It's not a familiar term to him.]

[divineliar]

Ridiculous, right? I couldn't believe it... but I lived through it.

[Not that... he did a lot of the actual school stuff. Mostly skipped class.]

[divineliar]

We are aware that other pantheons exist... we usually just never end up interacting. We wouldn't have if Zeus hadn't waved his overpowerful powers around.

[Not that it was all bad. At first he had hated it, but not all of the other gods were horrible...... unlike most of them in his own pantheon.]

Don't you want to guess first? I can tell you the pantheon, if that helps.

[divineliar]

I never asked anyone to believe me.

[Especially since he's a liar, usually people are better off not believing what he says... but this time he was actually telling the truth.]

Nah, that's not possible. The place Zeus created was falling apart so we had to go somewhere... I guess I must have been sucked into this place while leaving.

[shatteredstoryline]

Sure, that sounds plausible, but you could have also been failing at the same time. What's your grade in "human relations" anyway?

[divineliar]

Uhh... We didn't get grades. Something happened at the end that sort of made graduation shit. But considering I managed to break the seal that kept my powers away because I understood, I'd say I got an A.

[shatteredstoryline]

Welcome to the Advanced Program class because now there's more than just humans you'll have to deal with. I'd advise against pissing off the local wildlife.

[divineliar]

Why, are they dangerous or something?

[He already had an encounter with the ones that are drawn to sadness, so he isn't sold on that part.]

[shatteredstoryline]

Yes, and no. Some are dangerous. Some will mess with your body in ways you don't expect. It's inconvenient.

[scarredhorns]

[Zeus really is as powerful as the myths make him out to be... If he could just pluck other gods from their domains and place them into his own.]


Oh, why not? Please do tell me the pantheon.

[originaldragoon]

The school part was actually the more believable half of what you stated since most children and young adults attend school in some form or another.

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[inevitablerest]

This kind of place isn't Zeus' style.

Too much work.

[divineliar]

Only if you mess with them or even unprompted?

[divineliar]

[Loki's pretty sure Odin could do something similar if he gave a fuck.]

Norse.

[divineliar]

Yeah, but gods don't really attend school. We learn our stuff otherwise.

[divineliar]

Now that you mention that, it's not like he really did anything at school. Mostly changed weather and barked orders.

[shatteredstoryline]

Depends. Some of the flowers have pollen that can really fuck you up. An unprompted, natural thing. In fact it fucked with my mood so terribly I kneed a guy in the nuts just for looking at me wrong.

[inevitablerest]

Indeed.
Far be it from me to criticise the work ethic of the King of the Gods.

[divineliar]

[Loki can think of a few good uses for pollen like that... but it would be tricky to get any without being exposed to it, he supposed. Still, a trickster god gotta plot.]

Sounds like this place won't get boring for a while at least.

[divineliar]

He's no king of mine, so I'll critize him as much as I want.

[Then again, he'd critize Odin just as much so maybe even if he was from the same pantheon he would. It's in his nature.]

I guess you're a greek? I don't remember all of your names. Just the ones I had the pleasure of meeting back at school.

[inevitablerest]

My name is right there if you care to know it.

[shatteredstoryline]

Yep. Just hope you don't do anything that may bring about karmic ruin.

[Because ooooh boy the shit that happened AFTER that was a nightmare.]

[divineliar]

[... it sure is.

Well.]

No one I know, then. I just know Apollo, Hades and Dionysus... aside from Zeus. Anyone you're close with?

[divineliar]

Karmic ruin?

[That doesn't sound very promising now does it.]

[shatteredstoryline]

Yeah. After that had happened I came across a video tape that contained some disturbing shit on it. It featured the guy I hurt, so it can only be that!

[inevitablerest]

No.

[divineliar]

You sure are talkative.

[divineliar]

Right. You sure it wasn't just the guy pranking you?

[inevitablerest]

So people tell me.

[shatteredstoryline]

Would you create a fake sex tape of yourself and a woman who crushed your nads?!

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[jarinza]

And what exactly is it that you claim to understand?

[ Sorry Loki. Dainsleif is very much anti-gods, for good reasons, but he will try to be less bitter when talking to other worlds and their gods. ]

[scarredhorns]

Hmm...

[She rests her chin atop the knuckles of one hand, tilting her head as she looks at him.]

You're not blonde or brunette, so I don't think you're Thor.

[At least, in most depictions in her world, Thor is blonde or brunette.]

I don't think you're Baldr either, because... I don't know. [She shrugs.] You just don't look like a Baldr to me. You don't look bulky enough to be Heimdall either...

[What other Norse gods does she know? There's only two others she can recall besides Odin. And he can't be Odin, because he looks so young, he's not missing an eye, and Zeus probably wouldn't have been able to pull Odin out of his realm so easily.]

Are you Freyr?

[Sorry, Loki. She doesn't know about all the phallic imagery associated with Freyr. She only remembers him as being the Norse god of good harvests and peace.]