Video | un: alberich

[icepatch]

Help. I'm trapped.

[The text is followed by a video of Kaeya holding the phone up and pointing it down at his chest in order to show a blue Abyssinian cat (not that the video is in color but whatever) curled up on his chest with her upper half tucked right into his neck and the hollow of his throat.

There's also a bit of movement as Kaeya attemped to shift only for Addy (Adelinde) to press her head tighter against his chin. Kaeya sighed in defeat. The book that he had been reading and was open facedown on his stomach slid right off and onto the floor. There's a mumble shortly after.]

Damn it... ugh and I think my leg is asleep.

Comments

audio | un: bard

[notgrande]

I'd happily be where your cat is.

[icepatch]

I'm sure you would. But that helps me not at all.

text | un: eiden

[sextoying]

Wow, this is one of the most gorgeous sights I've ever seen here on this device.

[ does he mean cat or kaeya's chest??? ]

text; un: ragnvindr

[phoenixblessed]

I'll miss you <3

[icepatch]

Weirdest pick up line I've everheard but I'll allow it. :p

[icepatch]

Some boyfriend you are!!




At least help me get my book.

[phoenixblessed]

And risk disturbing our queen? I wouldn't dare.

[icepatch]

I can read quietly, wow.

[Mind you, he's already trying to reach for the book on the floor.]

UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

Oh, such a terrible fate.

Good luck.

[rest in fluffiness, Kaeya.]

text | un: flowercrown

[floralias]

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[icepatch]

Hah. Funny.

[icepatch]

You too?! Awful boyfriends, the lot of you!

[floralias]

i don't make the laws ;)

[sextoying]

I mean... I could be talking about the cat. Or you and the cat. Or -- well, okay, I'll confess since you allow it.

I just think it's good to let someone know the view is appreciated.

[notgrande]

Is that what we're meant to be doing? Not treasuring how adorable this is?

[phoenixblessed]

But she might take offence to my coming into the room.
Is it really worth the risk?

[icepatch]

Please, even if you somehow woke her up, you know she would just go back to sleep. Since when does she care who's in the room?

You and Chuuya spoil her. I think we need a dog to liven things up.

Huzzah, got the book!

[Incoming picture of him with the book in hand and Addy in the same position as before.]

[icepatch]

You cat people let them rule over you a little too much.

Don't get me wrong, I love Addy, but I'm not about to sacrifice my comfort *that* much.

[icepatch]

Sometimes these things are just easy to tell.

[It wasn't, Kaeya was just playing along and happened to be right. Shhh.]

And it's definitely appreciated ;)

[icepatch]

How about both? I need my book!

[That was definitely a whine. And he's grunting as he tries to get it without jostling Addy too much.]

[floralias]

Oh, I let my dogs dictate my life, too. I have three of them and one cat.

[darkdisgrace]

Oh but if I could take your place in sacrifice, I would in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, I don't think Addy would like that when she's already so comfortable.

[phoenixblessed]

You're not having a dog.

[He says, knowing full well he would not stop Kaeya from getting a dog and that Kaeya knows that.]

[icepatch]

We'll see about that. ;)

[phoenixblessed]

Don't you dare go out and get a dog just because I said no.

[icepatch]

But it's okay if it's because I want one?

[Get all the animals!!]

[phoenixblessed]

[...]

We'll see what Chuuya says.

[sextoying]

[ He appreciates the playing along! Very nice. ]

I'm intentionally not difficult. ;) Besides, I have two eyes.

That is a very lucky cat. If you need any help getting that book, let me know ;)

[notgrande]

You're adorable. I think I'll just treasure this unless you ask really nicely.

[icepatch]

Hah! When a stranger is more helpful than my boyfriends!

No, I'm teasing. I love them.

But I am having trouble, it's just out of my reach. Hm... but can I trust a virtual stranger? What if you have ulterior motives??? :0!!

[Honestly, he's seen this guy on the network before. He did not give off any vibes of being at all someone to keep a close watch on. The guy designed sex toys, after all.]

Video; un: BurningRed

[thelastchoice]

[ For a moment there, when it's just the text randomly popping up from someone she doesn't know with no details except the state of distress, she's worried.

The follow-up, however, makes her smile slightly even as she reaches up to pet the lazy squirrel-dog always on her shoulder, lap or weaving between her feet while she tries to walk. After a moment, she responds, setting up the little makeshift phone so she can also answer via video. ]

Can you tell me if you have any next of kin here? I can notify them of your passing. It looks like there really is no escape for you.

[icepatch]

I can save you the trouble.

He would say yes.

[icepatch]

You have gravity powers, she probably wouldn't feel a thing.

[icepatch]

I will never understand this concept and I have horse who could literally push me around, too.

[And has totally bucked him in the water basin when running for food.]

[icepatch]

[A very exaggerated pout here.]

Both of my boyfriends live here, so they'll just find my body eventually, I guess.

[icepatch]

No more wine for you.

[The huffy pout means he's not serious about that though.]

[thelastchoice]

[ Aaah, he's the cute and sarcastic type. No wonder the cat likes him. That's definitely a cat-type. ]

I'll say a prayer for you at your funeral. 'His death may be tragic, but it wasn't without purpose'....

[phoenixblessed]

You seem very sure about that.

[icepatch]

Oh, I'm very sure.

[sextoying]

I mean, I guess I could totally be like an evil sorcerer hell bent on giving you a bad day.

Or just a mostly harmless guy who's really good at his job and likes helping out gorgeous men in distress.