[ The camera opens on a woman with silvery-blue hair, sitting hunched over a table, furiously shoveling food into her mouth with a pair of chopsticks. There's a veritable smorgasbord set out in front of her of different dishes-- all of which look half eaten-- and various empty plates and bowls with only crumbs left. Shade looks pissed off. So pissed off she deigned to actually show her face on the network for once. She speaks in between mouthfuls, her words muffled by the food she can't stop chewing. ]

If anyone tries to sell you a charm to ward off ayakashi... [ bite bite, chew chew chew ] ...Don't fucking waste your money. That shit doesn't work.

[ She picks up a bowl of soup and downs all the broth in one go. Afterward, she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then reaches up to paw at her ear like a cat. She then levels a warning glare back at the camera. ]

And if you see one of those fucking nekomata, you sure as shit better bow at the damn thing.

[ Looks like someone fell victim to a certain ayakashi's curse. Serves her right for going out during the day. She sets her chopsticks down just long enough to reach for the magicomm, picking it up in preparation to end the video. ]

If any of you see my sister out there, tell her to get her ass back here with those snacks. I'm so. Fucking. Hungry.