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[holeful]

[Some people will recognize this odd man with a hole in his head. But today, well, maybe it's just the video quality, but he's got a different energy about him? It's hard to pin down why. Maybe he's standing a little straighter.]

Um... I've been lucky to get to know a lot of you better over the past month. People have been very kind to me, and I'm grateful. But... I've remembered some things. And I know now that it's not fair of me to keep this to myself. Before I came here, I drilled holes in people's heads. Two of them survived but six of them died. I don't plan on drilling anyone else unless they want me to, but if you don't want to be around me because of this, I understand.
[Closing his eyes a moment.]

On a different note, I want everyone to know that I love Grell Sutcliff and one day soon I'm going to marry her! That's all.
[He's really gonna follow up that first thing with this?]

Comments

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[chachkeen]

[That sure is a confession. She's 99.9% sure you're not supposed to drill holes into human skulls period. That's atypical behavior for a normal earthling.

Is it rude to comment on murder?? It's probably rude.]

How joyous! I have heard human marriages are a splendid affair. Isn't it similar to a ball?

[holeful]

Hmm, I guess so? I haven't been to one myself but they do seem pretty fancy on TV!

[No one here has any idea what they're doing.]

[chachkeen]

They are quite fancy, as you put it. Dancing, grand decor-it's a sight to behold.

[Her diamonds used to throw them every few thousand years or so. The timeline's a little muddy in that respect, but-]

I've never seen a human wedding before.

[holeful]

Well, you can come to ours if you like!

[He did not clear this with his future wife but surely it's fine.]

[chachkeen]

Yes, I would love to come!

[She's thrilled? Completely and utterly smitten with the idea.]

My diamond used to throw grand balls. I am familiar with decorating and assisting with such events if you require the help.

[holeful]

Hm, you'd have to talk to Grell about that sort of thing, I don't know anything about it, but she might?
[And he doesn't want to step on her plans. In any case....]

What do you mean by "your Diamond"?
[She did talk like she wasn't human a second ago.]

[chachkeen]

[SHE WILL REMEMBER THIS NAME. Grell, she wants to touch your wedding with her horrible pink hands please and thank you.]

Pink Diamond is who I was created to serve. She was my diamond, but-

[She'll never get used to not having a master.]

I don't serve anyone now.

[holeful]

[So far the only concrete plans we have involve goat sacrifice so honestly anything Volleyball is planning can only improve it.]

Well, that's nice, right? That means you're free to do anything you want.