video; un: sleep

[verytired]

[ He appears to be...just waking up as he starts the fairly awkward looking video. ]

Oh, boy! Time loops are pretty tiring, huh. I'm usually the one greeting people, but I got a really friendly hello.

I think I fell asleep and missed something important.

Hypnos, checking in, what's there to do around here?

[ Not that he plans on doing those things. ]

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Video, UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

[Hypnos? As in...

Hm.]

Nice username.

[Kuro's sprawled over his futon with device in hand, so there's not much to look at in terms of imagery. He definitely looks like he's been in bed awhile though.]

[verytired]

[ He can tell this guy relates. ]

I mean, it's good to be honest about the things you enjoy. I like sleep, so I made sleep mine. You can relate, yeah?

[neetvampire]

Sure can. Sleeping is my favorite pastime. Twelve to sixteen hours a day, preferably.

[...Which is weird, because those eyebags look practically painted on this guy, but eh.]

[verytired]

I have to say, it's pretty lucky to get to sleep that much. I have a job to do at home. [ Thanatos will kill him if he slacks and almost gets fired again. ]

But I guess I don't here, huh? I could finally live my dream.

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[dayific]

[ Hey, Hypnos. Have a literal ray of sunshine on video (toned down, of course, by her human form). She's outside, dressed for a run, but sitting down somewhere to take a break. ]

Nice to meet you, Hypnos! I'm Sunny. I'm new here, too, so I don't know much about what there is to do, but I've heard that there's some good shopping in Shinsaibashi!

[verytired]

[ Oh she's...sure something. He might need sunglasses with a personality like this.]

Wow, you're pretty energetic, huh? I'll have to take a look around, then.

[ Which means he'll probably be falling asleep somewhere. ]

[dayific]

I try to be!

[ Her laugh is as bright as the morning sun, which is horribly on brand for her. ]

You seem like more of the kind of guy who likes to sleep in.

[verytired]

What gave you the hint? Was it the 'sleep' - [ pause ] username.

[ He's a grandpa who doesn't understand technology yet. ]

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[love_spell]

[ To be completely honest Hypnos was the last person Aphrodite expected to see, mostly because he was usually set on just one thing. But seeing him groggily talk into the device she can't help but smile. ]

Oh? It looks like someone managed to rouse you from your slumber.

I can't imagine you of all gods would be at a loss over what to do, perhaps we should have a celebration of sorts to welcome you.

[verytired]

It was a polite question, that's all. I know what I, personally, am going to do as soon as I can find a room I can sleep in.

[ Comfortably is implied. ]

Aphrodite, right?

[love_spell]

Nothing gets past you great god of slumber. I certainly hope you’ve heard nothing but good things about me from the godling 💖

[ A wistful sigh. Oh how she missed that boy. ]

If you need a comfortable space to sleep, my bed is always open.

[verytired]

Of course it's only been good. Zagreus would never!

[ Fake, very fake, exasperation. ]

You know, I'd never dream of turning down something like that. Especially not such a kind offer from Aphrodite herself.

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[vapelife]

Oh, wow, Hypnos, man?!

[There's not many other people that this stoked looking man covered in grapes could be other than Dionysus, the god of wine.]

I was just saying not long ago now, not long at all, how much I wanted to thank you for your great gift! [He means sleeping.] ...We, uh, haven't met, right?

[verytired]

We haven't met. Not yet at least. It was bound to happen eventually.

[ You know, given the way things were doing. ]

Great gift? Oh, you're welcome. You, too. I heard we should things like this with the world, after all. And, I mean, who doesn't want to share.

[vapelife]

Haha, great! For a minute there, I was unsure, because I don’t remember a thing about the party in your place. It was smashing, though!

[Dio you just said you don’t remember shit.]

Hey, man, I’m just doing as I do, yeah? And like, I’ve reaped a lot of your benefit, maybe you can reap some of mine?

[verytired]

I slept through the entire party.

[ surprising 0 people ]

Are you offering me a drink? Because I won't say no.

But I don't expect anyone to pay me back for my gift. I love it just as much as anyone else.

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[holeful]

[Oh hey! He knows this face!!]

Oh, Mr. Hypnos! It's nice to see you again! There's lots of fun stuff to do around here. Me and Grell could show you around if you want.
[The comedic misunderstandings: commence.]

[verytired]

Mr. Hypnos? That's pretty formal.

[ Amused shift in his tone. ]

And I'm pretty sure I'd remember a strange looking guy with a hole in his head. Definitely memorable. Did we meet in Hades? Is that hole how you died? What a weird way to die.

[holeful]

[He blinks a moment, but;]

No, we met on the ship? But maybe you don't remember, I didn't remember at first either...

[Also, it occurs to him to clarify;]
Ah, the hole in my head didn't kill me, anyway.

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[bloodyroses]

Have you tried eating the "meat" in that one place that I'm pretty sure is just people flesh

[verytired]

Mortal flesh isn't really my favorite meal. Maybe they have something less human.

[bloodyroses]

Oh they have regular food too

Also there's some uki bars around the cities if you're in the West? You might like those

You get absolutely fucking blazed out of your mind and just kinda...lie there, for a while.

[diabolique]

Yoshiwara has a lot of fun things to see and do.

[verytired]

Yoshiwara, huh? So like - what do you do that's fun there?

[diabolique]

Well, it's like the entertainment district so there's a lot of performing arts. But there are bars and other sorts of hangouts, too.