un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Trash goes in the garbage.
Dishes need to be washed immediately.
Whoever left their noodles in the kitchen needs to deal with the ants NOW. I'm not cleaning up your mess again!
Don't-

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[Hello there's [one] hot local single boomer in your area that needs some kind of help.]

Comments

text | un: theking

[kingfuckboy]

wow ur worse at this than my mom and dad r

r u like 60 yrs old

[casaposa]

I'm 20.
Are you five? Is that why you can't spell?

un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

Okay mom.

[casaposa]

[Oh he knows who this is.]

Is this mess your doing Ranpo?

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

Need help?

[casaposa]

No.
I'm not cleaning the mess.
[He will, actually.]
These slobs will learn to deal with their own problems.

text | un: nextyoullsay

[therippleeffect]

too much effort. bye

1/????? ???? ????

[casaposa]

[Oh he recognizes so much from this. The shitty username, the actual words-he can hear the bastard crystal clear with that 'too much effort' mantra.]

JoJo?

[casaposa]

[And look he hadn't been 100% sure at first glance, but the silence is telling. This asshole is really ignoring him to avoid cleaning a mess. His mess.]

I know that's you. Don't ignore me! You can't run away from this you bastard.

[casaposa]

[The silence continues and it stings-it's the residual anger from their fight, maybe. The asshole just appeared to show he was alive, which is apparent by the mess in the kitchen.

And now he's ignoring him. Typical. The conversation would be too much effort. Running away is a secret technique. Figures he would choose now to meld them all into a single shitty plan.]

You can't hide forever. Suzie isn't here to clean up your messes and I refuse to pick up that mantle.

[casaposa]

[He's an asshole.

A complete and utter asshole. There is no one on this earth more infuriating than Joseph fucking Joestar and all his ploys.

Well he's not going to fall for it-refuses to text again and play like he's desperate. As if he's the one that needs to apologize. As if he's the one that has to-]

[casaposa]

Quit being a child.
Face up to what you've done and get these ants out of here.

END

[casaposa]

[He refuses.

Absolutely refuses to type another word into this inane machine without a response from, what he's now 100% certain, is JoJo. Only that man could be this petulant for no reason, but-

He waits and-

Waits and-

Waits because the response has to come. It will come. JoJo can't, won't, doesn't hold a grudge.

He waits because he knows it will come, but-

Silence is telling and JoJo's anger rivals his own.

But all the same-he waits.]

[casaposa]

You're still giving me the silent treatment? You're more of a brat than I remember.

un: songbird

[hopesong]

You alright there, sugar?

[casaposa]

I'm fine.
The mess isn't mine. I won't be cleaning it.

un: ricochet;

[grilletto]

sorry who is this for?

[casaposa]

Anyone in the dorm who doesn't know how to clean up after themselves.

un: chariotcheerleader

[thatsmymagic]

[ There's an 85% chance it was her noodles that caused these ant-ics but let's forget about that for a second. Akko is busy. Busy squinting at her screen and trying to figure out how old this person is to be this technologically...inept. ]

are you okay??

[casaposa]

I'm fine.
People need to learn how to clean.

[Caesar please.]

text; un: seXxXy18

[exaomori]

you must be fun at parties

[casaposa]

This isn't a party-this is where we all live.
It's not fun to clean up a slob's mess.

text | un: botanybunny

[hopticulture]

I'm assuming someone here has offered to help you out...

[casaposa]

The only person I want that offer from is the scoundrel that did this.

action actually

[reflash]

[There's no way this guy knows how to use the network, and Yukio isn't even going to ask.]

Would you like some help? [With the device, not with the kitchen. Yukio's been trying to stay on top of it, but it's been too much for him.]

[casaposa]

No.

[Whether it's the kitchen or the phone, he refuses to accept it. Look, he's an adult. He's fine. He's got this. It's whatever!!!

Besides, he's preoccupied with the nasty pile of ants in the corner of the room now. Gross.]

Unless you made the mess in here.