[text] un: xXx_DemonBlade666_xXx (I am so sorry)

[infernaltouch]

ok maybe that username is a bit much and I kinda made it as a joke but then I accidentally confirmed it and idk how to change it back
(^～^;)ゞ

But anyways hi!!! My name iiiiiiiis Koro, but u can call me Koro-chan! My favorite color is ocean blue, favorite animals are dogs

Sign is Gemini ❤️, Blood type O

I like long walks on the beach and my measurements are xxx-∆∆∆-©©© ;)

Anyways what the frick frack is going on and why doesn't my cellphone work???
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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text; un: sleep

[verytired]

is this an ad for


something

[infernaltouch]

no???????

I mean

It can be

Do you need a massage or something

I'm a professional (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[verytired]

that's an interesting face by the       way


but a massage would be
                       nice

where are you living?

[infernaltouch]

weeeeeellll I WAS living in Kabuki-cho before I somehow ended up in Japan 100 years ago >:(((

And I was right in the middle of feeling up this cute girl >A< and then just as we get to the good part, she disappears and then somehow comes in through the door again??? And this happens like nine times before I lost it and ran out of my workstation and somehow ended up here!!!

Like what's the deal, yanno?????

[verytired]

oh this is 100 years ago for you?

this is like a bit in the future for me
  f u   nny

is 'feeling them up' a fancy bit of slang for massage?

text; un: nero

[devilarmed]

Lady, this ain't a dating app.

What the hell does half that stuff even mean?

[infernaltouch]

you're gonna have to be more specific about that

Which half

My top half or bottom half? ;)

...

It's joke

[devilarmed]

Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

You probably don't want to broadcast all that information out on the network, by the way. Lot of weirdos out there. Has anybody given you the rundown on this place yet, or did you skip the tutorial?

[infernaltouch]

XDDDDDDDDD you're funny!! I'm a massage therapist

I attract a lot of weirdos in my line of work

I'm not scared of some randos in some weird version of Japan x3

...but yeah ur right, I kinda did skip the tutorial I guess ತ_ತ I mean I was kinda in the middle of something and these scientists took me away from it, so I kinda just ran off without listening, but I did take this device in the meantime

help a cute girl out? (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

[...Okay, maybe he'll mess with this guy for a bit. He seems...interesting.]

[devilarmed]

[ god, this chick talks a lot

he's just. gonna be making this face at his phone ]

that's your own damn fault.

[ a beat later and he's typing out this long ass reply begrudgingly, explaining the time loops and where they are because he's not completely heartless, after all ]

what the hell is Japan? Is that where you're from?

text; un: yorak

[dispersing]

frick frack?
is that even a word?

[infernaltouch]

fuck it means fuck

I mean "what the fuck is going on"

Frick frack is just a less vulgar way to say it

Popular with young folk

[dispersing]

young folk of what century?
because i've never heard it before.
i thought it might be galran
or altean
but knowing its not just makes it wound weird.

[infernaltouch]

what even are any of those? Galran? Altean? ಠ_ʖಠ

I suppose you're one of those "from a completely different kind of world" types the others were talking about

Well in that case, don't worry about it! It's just a type of slang used by younger folk where I come from ;)

I try to use the cool hip lingo to get funky fresh with the cool kidz, know what I'm sayin', cuz?

I'm kidding pls kill me that was so hard to type

[dispersing]

galran and altean are languages
used by the galra and alteans
but since alteans use words like quiznak
i thought maybe it could've been that
i'm from earth
but i've been stuck in space for the last few years

and no
i don't know what you're saying
but it definitely looks painful

[ Then again, this is the guy who, when given the second part in a cheer in the form of "I say Vol, you say Tron" couldn't figure out what to do and kept saying the whole thing instead. ]

{Text; UN: gambler}

[thescorpionking]

What do you mean by your "sign" being "Gemini"? I'm not certain what you mean by "blood type" either.

Regardless, welcome. I am Xie Wang.

[infernaltouch]

I dunno, a lot of people introduce themselves that way where I come from so I guess it's a habit I picked up

Regardless, thanks for the welcome, and the remarkably calm response to this chaos of an intro I made

Also blood type can determine a lot of things! Such as the level of attraction from mosquitoes! owo

[Text; UN: gentlebreeze]

[gentledawn]

Well met, Koro-chan! I like blue too. Have you visited the ocean? There is nothing like walking on a beach.

Sobs I swear Koro isn't actually this mean

[infernaltouch]

[...oh this was a DUMB one.

But it's okay. That in and of itself is endearing in many ways.]

yeah yeah u get me! And I visited the ocean plenty of times! :D very calm and relaxing!

Relaxation is an important part of my work, so it's nice to get familiar with inner peace, yanno???

[gentledawn]

[Excuse you! Xingchen isn't dumb; he is innocent. There is a difference, sir.]

I never had the opportunity before coming here.

Your work includes relaxation? I'm almost jealous! What is it you do?

[infernaltouch]

massage! I make people feel really good ;)

You ever had a massage before?

text; un:slowdancer

[sundayshoes]

I thought lonely hearts ads were supposed to have more than that

And if you're asking about a modern gadget I don't think they work here
We only get to use what they give us

[infernaltouch]

wat noooooooo but my cellphone is like my life!!!

I mean actually it isn't but when I live in a world that obsessed over these things for so long it kinda rubs off on u

Still though it sucks
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

[sundayshoes]

i wouldn't know, i come from an earlier time so we had other ways to keep occupied.

from what i've been told these things are similar though, so there's that i guess.

... is that a picture of a person throwing something?

[infernaltouch]

yup it's a dude throwing a table

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Ur from an earlier time huh? When?