video; un:ciao greetings and meetings

[ciao]

Ciao ciao!

[ Ah yes, on the screen is the very friendly and excitable Italy waving and smiling as he addresses the network. ]

My name is Venezia Italia, I've been here for quite a while even though I haven't used this social network yet--that's what it is, right?

Anyway, it seems like it would be better to introduce myself at last because family and friends from home have also arrived! Let's see now... people who have arrived...

Germany, big brother Romano, France, Spain, Lithuania, America, England, Portugal... am I missing someone? Anyone?

[ Sorry Scotland! It's like you're the Canada in this situation. But at least he seems thoughtful for a moment before clapping his hands together. ]

Everyone should introduce themselves here, especially for the Greek gods we have the pleasure of sharing a world with! There's Dionysus, Ares, Hypnos and Aphrodite--it's a great chance for all of us to get to know each other right?

So please don't be shy, and let's chat--and also, I feel like we should all go to Dionysus's Bacchanalia--it's gonna be so much fun!

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un: tapir

[dreamvour]

[that sure is some Greek gods and - countries? Geez, all types were here, weren't they. She usually sticks to texting because it's easier, but she'll use video for this]

Wow . . . that's a lot of friends. Ciao!

I'm Baku, but I also go by Chiyoko Yoshinaga. I'm not a god, but I do work for the ones in my world. Sometimes I eat nightmares, too. It's nice to meet you!

un: ciao

[ciao]

Ciao~! It's good to meet you Yoshinaga!

But that's pretty interesting too, I remember learning about Baku from Japan back at home! Have you by any chance met Hypnos? It seems like the both of you would get along.

[dreamvour]

Ehh? You learned about me? [she seems genuinely surprised for a moment before she nods] I have, I met him last month. It's pretty rare that I run into western gods so it was a pleasant surprise.

[ciao]

I like taking in other cultures, so I ask Japan about a lot of things while we're in the hot springs. It's better to learn things directly from him rather than read it in a book.

[dreamvour]

[she can't help but grin] That's not a bad place to learn about Japanese culture. It's always more fun to learn about those things from someone.

video, un: Viva_gli_Azzurri 1/2

[pomodorato]

This is stupid.

You mention me second after potato bastard. I see how it is. [ Yeah, that's what he's actually unhappy about here.

ALSO: ] And you should put Lady Venus first if you had any fucking manners, fratello. [ He says, while he says "fucking manners" and his brother is as charming as ever. ]

2/2

[pomodorato]

...






Ares is here?? [ Okay, that's scary. That's very scary. ]

[ciao]

Fratello… I don’t think that means what you think it does. Germania is my best friend after Polonia, but you’re my only brother.

…

I’ve been meaning to ask something… you wouldn’t happen to be close to Aphrodite would you?

[pomodorato]

[ U H

You can practically see the cogs turning. ]

She's...

She's a very nice lady.

[ Who also happens to be vengeful as shit if grandpa's stories are to be believed. But let's not get into Hippolytus or Narcissus right now, you'll harsh his vibe.

God he's dumb. ]

[ciao]

Ve~ and here I thought you were scared of the gods because of the stories nonno told you.

Fratello’s weakness for beautiful women is really amazing.

[pomodorato]

I don't have a damn weakness, you asshole! [ CALLED THE FUCK OUT ]

Beautiful ladies should just be treated well and she's the most beautiful, damnit!

video; un: sunshine

[dayific]

Oh, wow! I had no idea there were so many other countries here! Lithuania is the only one I've met so far. And so many Greek gods! This is great! It's a shame the country of Greece couldn't be here, too, then...

My name is Sunny! My sister Shade and I are both goddesses, too. It's nice to meet you, Venezia!

video

[navegador]

Oh, are we doing a roll call? [ He raises his hand like he's in class. ] Portugal, here!

And what?! Why did no one tell me that there Greek gods were here sooner?

[ciao]

Ciao Portogallo! Ciao!

Maybe Francia was keeping it a secret—-but now you know, and you should totally come out to the masquerade party!

[navegador]

A masquerade party hosted by gods sounds like fun. I'll go!

But do I need to bring an offering?

[ He knows how he should behave in holy sites from his time under Rome, but how should he behave in front of the actual gods themselves? ]

[ciao]

I mean, the gods do appreciate a good offering. I’ve been sacrificing goats for them, it seems to make Dionysus especially happy.

[navegador]

[ oh my god veneziano ]

Are animal sacrifices the only offerings they'll accept? How do they feel about food and wine?

[ciao]

[ Just keeping it old school Portugal 💖 ]

Yes! I’m sure they’d appreciate food and wine just fine! Also, if you ever need some fresh wild boar just let me know!

[navegador]

[ that's a little too old school even for an old man like him ]

O que? Where in the world are you getting fresh wild boar from?

[ he's... learning a lot of new things about veneziano that he's not sure he wanted to know today LMFAO ]

[ciao]

[ Learning so many new things while Italy is just being as calm and chill as can be. ]

I make money by hunting wild game here, Romano wants to open a restaurant and I want to be able to support him the best I can.

I end up selling the meat to local restaurants and the pelts to other shops that could use them.

[navegador]

I guess I didn't think of you as a hunter before.

Glad to hear you've found a way to earn some income, though!

Romano, too. [ Portugal isn't even being sarcastic, even though he and Romano don't always get along. Portugal thinks that having a responsibility like running a business will be good for him. ] You guys have always been great cooks, so I'm sure he'll do fine.

video; b.stewart

[kilts]

_{[ It's not that he really minds being looked over. It just irritates him that it could probably be because people lump him with England so much. For Christ's sake.
Scotland makes no comment on it. ]}

Oi. What is this? Did anyone ask for ye to do this? People can meet each other on their own.

[ciao]

Ve~ Scozia, I didn’t know you were here—it’s been a long while hasn’t it?

But see! Look, this is a perfect example. When would we have run into each other?

Anyway, it’s just good to introduce ourselves, don’t you think?

video; un: espana

[tomate]

Oh, oh, my turn, right!

Hola, everyone! I am Spain.

Ehh, I didn't know the old gods were here! I loved hearing about them from Rome.

[ciao]

Spagna! I always get so happy when I see you!

You should definitely meet them! I’ve been spending a lot of time with Dionysus, he’s really kind and fun to be with. Come to the party, it’s going to be a masquerade!

[tomate]

Ah, I'm sure Dionysus is one of the more fun ones to hang out with! I'll definitely go to his masquerade.

[ciao]

Oh he really is, and has some of the best wine! He really likes the idea of meeting others like us.

Aphrodite I’d also very beautiful and nice, Romano seems to like her a whole lot… which is understandable, it’s just with Ares here you have to be a little careful.

[tomate]

Eh, of course! He's the God of War, after all.

[ ah but he might like spain for Reasons ]

[ciao]

He is! He looks so cool, but intimidating. I know that Grandpa Roma made him the father of our land, but ah…

[tomate]

He did a lot to help Rome, didn't he?

[ciao]

He did! I just want to be my best when I approach him, because I’m not very big or impressive.

[tomate]

Ehh, but you are! Maybe not in things that Ares would like, but you're great, Italy.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

[Grandpa Grapeman is very bad at this technology thing, but he knows how to scroll through posts like he's on Facebook or something.

He'd no idea there were so many other lands here. He'd only met a few! Most he doesn't recognize, but it doesn't make him any less excited.]

Oh, wow, that's brilliant, man! Yeah, they're all welcome to my feast! I can't wait to meet all of them.

video; un: Default

[woodeneye]

[ France... Spain... England? Ragetti's no geographer, but he is exceptionally well-traveled, and even he, if given two and two, can figure out that putting them together gets you four. Usually. Eventually.

There's a pattern here, is his point. ]

How come ye all got names like places?

Video; @nazuna

[pinkfox]

You are named after countries?