{Video; UN: gambler}

[thescorpionking]

{He sits before a mirror, seeing to his cosmetics for the day. Let no one say his eyeliner isn't pristine! Or that the gentle hue chosen for his lip paint isn't fitting. The Scorpion King knows how to turn himself into a glittering jewel.

Black lion ears shift against his braids and when he looks into the camera directly, his eyes are gold instead of dark brown.}

What do you think of horses? I haven't ridden one since the accident. I wonder if they will even let me near?

{Horses and manticores don't mix.}

I'm going to try. If you're free for an adventure, join me.

video | un: flowercrown

[floralias]

Hi again, Nippon!

(( Will waves with his free hand at the camera, his smile as warm and friendly as ever. ))

I was so startled by the feathers the other day, I forgot to announce something: the grand opening of The Bean Counter!

That's right, with the help of my dear friend Gaura, we've opened a coffee shop in Osaka. It's been a project in the works for a little while but we are proud to announce that the Western Kingdom is no longer bereft of coffee! Our beans are not impacted by the time loops that hinder trade because they're grown right here in Nippon!

In addition to coffee, we offer other hot drinks like tea and cocoa. And freshly baked sweet treats to have with your drink. Now you don't have to travel all the way to Yokohama to get your coffee fix! Looking forward to seeing you there!

video | un: spinner

[spinthron]

[ Hello Nippon. Spinner has a fun party trick to use when he wants to get a lay of the land... ]

Greetings. My name is Spinner.

[ High Master of the Crying Spider. His zodiac guardian is the patron of art, and intuition: ]

Would you like me to tell your fortune?

[ His smile is mellow, friendly. ]




[[ you're gonna get a magic-eight-ball style yes-no-maybe. if you think one over the other would be more fun, let me know. otherwise I'm gonna rng it. ]]

video | un: shallwedance

[waitingtobegin]

(( The face on the screen is mostly impassive. But the eyes are a mix of confusion, irritation, and some small bit of amusement. He sat through the orientation, listened to everything that was said, and still has to ask... ))

Is this some kind of joke? This is all pretty elaborate, I have to give you credit for that. But, uh, can we stop playing now?