[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

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Anybody know of any place hiring masseurs? I'm having no luck whatsoever! All the places I check are either not hiring or want cute girls.

There was one that seemed promising but when the owner saw me he froze up and rejected me on the spot!

I don't get it??? I'm not ugly or anything, at least I hope I'm not. But perhaps beauty standards here are different from back home in 21st century Japan?

Doesn't help that I don't have my credentials on me. Those stayed back home.

Comments

[infernaltouch]

well I guess I'm special in that I offer BOTH things (ㆁωㆁ)

And uh yeah, I still have the clothes I came here in. Not like I have any other clothes. Plus my masseur uniform is my only credential I have with me.

[hitokiri]

heh yeah sure. used to be u had to be blind to be allowed to practise anma so i dunno how far thatll get ya.

but aight so theres a clue maybe. quit dressing like a weird foreigner and maybe shit will change. or find a place thats real into weird foreigners.

[infernaltouch]

you may be on to something

Any idea where to look for places that might be into weird foreigners?

I'm not wearing kimono

[hitokiri]

not really. cant say i go for any of that so i aint lookin. old habits.

what u got against kimono

[infernaltouch]

I don't have a problem with it or anything, like I don't judge people for wearing it

But for my specific lifestyle, it's....how to put it. Stuffy. It's so modest and hides everything. If I have to wear something that covers all of your body, I'd prefer it was skin tight and showed my frame. Kimono leaves everything to the imagination. Just not my thing.

[hitokiri]

in the 21st century is wearing things the proper way the only way people ever wear them?

i actually got no fuckin clue but if yer answer is "no" then what makes u think theres only one way to wear kimono

[infernaltouch]

a lot of people don't wear kimono these days where I come from. Kimono is usually reserved for special occasions, such as marriage, new year shrine visits and the like, and is usually worn the proper way. Hell even yukata at summer festivals is usually worn properly.

Are you saying there's an improper way to wear traditional Japanese clothes? Or Nipponese in this case (´ . .̫ . `)?

[hitokiri]

yeah
thats what im saying.

u know how u can tell a geiko from a woman whose sellin more than dance and tea ceremony? one of em is gonna be showin a hell of a lot more.

[infernaltouch]

I...I don't think I've seen such a woman. They're probably not as common where I'm from, if they even exist at all.

[hitokiri]

huh. u gotta get out more. u drink at least?

[infernaltouch]

no no I don't think its a matter of getting out more because I get out a lot. I just don't think women like that exist where I come from, at least not anymore. Probably did way back when?

And i don't really drink. I don't have a sense of taste, so drinking isn't really a fun activity

[hitokiri]

then i guess its a good thing were all here in this time and not where u come from huh? u ever look around when u go outside

who drinks for the taste anyway? dont need to taste it to get drunk

[infernaltouch]

I'll keep an eye out then.

And you might as well drink rubbing alcohol if you're just looking to get drunk.

[hitokiri]

maybe. but i can taste the stuff so the expensive kind that goes down real smooth is nice. but if i couldnt taste it then its all the same anyway

[infernaltouch]

way to run it in ಠ_ಠ

I don't really like being drunk anyway