[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

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Anybody know of any place hiring masseurs? I'm having no luck whatsoever! All the places I check are either not hiring or want cute girls.

There was one that seemed promising but when the owner saw me he froze up and rejected me on the spot!

I don't get it??? I'm not ugly or anything, at least I hope I'm not. But perhaps beauty standards here are different from back home in 21st century Japan?

Doesn't help that I don't have my credentials on me. Those stayed back home.

Comments

[infernaltouch]

[Koro sends a selfie over to Keith. He's wearing pants this time, but he's still topless. He's staring into the camera with a blank face.]

I don't think I could make a convincing cute girl (´-﹏-`；)

[dispersing]

[ If it takes him a while to respond, it's not that he's laughing or busy or anything. He's just sitting there wide-eyed with a litany of 'oh shit' running through his head, because this guy is kind of reminiscent of his first crush. Not so much in the face, because Shiro was always much more animated in his expressions, but definitely in the build. ]

no
no dont do that
bad idea

[infernaltouch]

geez no need to rub it in!!
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

Anyways I'm sure if I walked in a parlor in a dress I'd get the cops called on me, so probably out of the question

Also yes you have to get a job lol what you think the scientists are just gonna give you free money forever?

[dispersing]

i don't have any skills.

[ So in other words, yes, that's exactly what he had hoped for. ]

i wasn't trying to rub it in
i was agreeing with you

[infernaltouch]

none at all?? What did you do back home before you got here?

[dispersing]

i was a paladin of voltron
and a blade of marmora
we
um
we were fighting the galra
who were trying to conquer the universe

[infernaltouch]

wow

That's a lot

Sooooo you must have worked on ship maintenance or something, right? You fought in space? Spaceships?

[dispersing]

i'm a pilot
or
well
i used to be

[infernaltouch]

but you still must have had to look after your spaceship, right?

[dispersing]

actually
it kind of did that itself.
the lions were kind of sentient
and fixing ancient altean stuff is not my area of expertise

[infernaltouch]

sentient spaceships???

Why do you call them lions?

[dispersing]

because that's what they are.
they're alien warships
that are shaped like lions
and move like lions
and combine to make a giant robot