text; un: tamayama (nsfw)

[shutter_hime]

[Kokoro woke up in the early hours of the morning from a dead sleep. Something had pinged in the back of her head - thanks, health class! - has roused her poor brain.

She doesn't even have testes.]

Good morning. Did you knkw that there are tastebuds on the testicles?

I am missing the equipment, but in the bame of science, I need to know:

Will some of you fine, testicle-having specimens please dip your family jewels in soy sauce and tell me if you can taste it in your mouth?

I have to know if it's true.

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un: maritime

[getcloser]

What the fuck, Amamiya.

Do you want a real answer or do you want to see how many morons actually try it?

[shutter_hime]

I'm sorry, this was my morning thought because I was thinking about school last night and I fell asleep and dreamt I was in an exam, but when I woke up I was thinking of health class.

Also: ¿por qué no los dos?

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[getcloser]

[far be it from him to ruin entertainment she may get from her weird-ass question. Besides, he wants to see how many idiots are that gullible]

I don't think that would be on an exam.

The real answer is that they're not wired the same way as the ones in the mouth. A guy won't taste anything - it just tells to brain to make more sperm or more testosterone, depending.

[...]

I don't know because I've done it. I just know a lot of random shit.

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[shutter_hime]

See, I remembered the taste receptors, but I didn't remember any of the rest of that. Our nurse was very thorough, unfortunately for me.

[getcloser]

So was ours, but not to that extent. But I skipped most of those classes. No point in going if I already know what they're talking about.

[shutter_hime]

A lot of the girls threatened the guys with "at home" vasectomies after her classes, so I think being better educated worked.

At least for the girls, in that case. RIP, male half of the school.

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

this aint real no one could know that

[ he hasn't really been exposed to enough science to know people research things like that... ]

un: MATOI

[lakesides]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION ARE YOU ASKING??

[He's been here FIVE FLIPPING SECONDS...
no he does not know if this is true or not.]

[getcloser]

I'd rather be threatened with that then the shit I had to put up with.

un:tamayama

[shutter_hime]

Actually, people research lots of things like this. Will you help the forward march of science?

[shutter_hime]

Reluctant school prince?

un:tamayama

[shutter_hime]

I mean, my Japanese was pretty direct.

Also, is it true or false? I'm going to assume the people answering have them unless otherwise stated.

[getcloser]

Girls can be really annoying.

[...]

The kind that squeal your name and fawn all over you, I mean.

[shutter_hime]

Nice catch, Kujo-kun.

[Is it too soon for kun? Well, he'd say so.]

It definitely sounds like you have a School Prince problem on your hands, in that case. I know how that feels and it's SUPER annoying.

[getcloser]

You'd know if I thought you were annoying.

So you have a school princess problem? It's the fucking worst.

[hitokiri]

science?? this is just a thing ur into isnt it

[ he has no trust. ]

[shutter_hime]

I've had a girl ask me to step on her. So, yes.

Luckily, being tall means I can walk away from them much faster than they can catch up. Did end up in the bleeding broom closet once because of that, though. It was gross.

[shutter_hime]

It's no, but I'm sure you're going to think otherwise. I'm genuinely interested in whether or not it's fact or fiction.

[getcloser]

Why would they ask you to step on them? That sounds stupid.

I just put up with it unless they get too loud. It's too much trouble trying to escape them.

[shutter_hime]

Maybe she was an M? I don't know. I didn't do it because it was weird.

Honestly, you should be able to not have to deal with that? The screamers are the worst, but if I caused a scene, there was a good chance my team would have to deal with it.

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[protectorofsmiles]

HOLD UP FORREAL???????

BE RIGHT BACK

2/2

[protectorofsmiles]

.....it didn't work

Re: 2/2

[shutter_hime]

Are you sure? Maybe you need to hold it longer than 10 seconds?

[Kokoro, it's not nice to tease.]

1/2

[protectorofsmiles]

ok ok I'll try that

2/2

[protectorofsmiles]

nope