text; un: tamayama (nsfw)

[shutter_hime]

[Kokoro woke up in the early hours of the morning from a dead sleep. Something had pinged in the back of her head - thanks, health class! - has roused her poor brain.

She doesn't even have testes.]

Good morning. Did you knkw that there are tastebuds on the testicles?

I am missing the equipment, but in the bame of science, I need to know:

Will some of you fine, testicle-having specimens please dip your family jewels in soy sauce and tell me if you can taste it in your mouth?

I have to know if it's true.

Comments

un: maritime

[getcloser]

What the fuck, Amamiya.

Do you want a real answer or do you want to see how many morons actually try it?

[shutter_hime]

I'm sorry, this was my morning thought because I was thinking about school last night and I fell asleep and dreamt I was in an exam, but when I woke up I was thinking of health class.

Also: ¿por qué no los dos?

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[getcloser]

[far be it from him to ruin entertainment she may get from her weird-ass question. Besides, he wants to see how many idiots are that gullible]

I don't think that would be on an exam.

The real answer is that they're not wired the same way as the ones in the mouth. A guy won't taste anything - it just tells to brain to make more sperm or more testosterone, depending.

[...]

I don't know because I've done it. I just know a lot of random shit.

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

this aint real no one could know that

[ he hasn't really been exposed to enough science to know people research things like that... ]

un:tamayama

[shutter_hime]

Actually, people research lots of things like this. Will you help the forward march of science?

[hitokiri]

science?? this is just a thing ur into isnt it

[ he has no trust. ]

un: MATOI

[lakesides]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION ARE YOU ASKING??

[He's been here FIVE FLIPPING SECONDS...
no he does not know if this is true or not.]

un:tamayama

[shutter_hime]

I mean, my Japanese was pretty direct.

Also, is it true or false? I'm going to assume the people answering have them unless otherwise stated.

[Text] un: supercoolguy 1/2

[protectorofsmiles]

HOLD UP FORREAL???????

BE RIGHT BACK

2/2

[protectorofsmiles]

.....it didn't work

Re: 2/2

[shutter_hime]

Are you sure? Maybe you need to hold it longer than 10 seconds?

[Kokoro, it's not nice to tease.]

text; un: pabufan

[rocknbol]

What if we don't like the taste of soy sauce?

[He does, actually. But the question is kind of out-there and the thought of actually going through with this little experiment is a little terrifying.]

[shutter_hime]

It will be a variable, but try something else. Maybe honey? Or spicier foods, if that's what you like?

text; un: kishibe

[penpoint]

How many men did you trick?

un: tamayama

[shutter_hime]

3. Almost 4.

Text | un: klaus

[jasidian]

That seems...unlikely.

If you could taste something there, wouldn't it stand to reason that you'd constantly be tasting your own sweat and...well, everything else?

un:tamayama

[shutter_hime]

Maybe? But I don't have them, so I don't really know.

un: lanling.jin

[disasterstraight]

Is this seriously the kind of debauched purposes people use this method of communication for??! How dare you make me read such a thing without warning!

[ tag ur posts as nsfw pls ]

un:piffleprincess

[shutter_hime]

Yeah! What he said!

[fufufu.]

text; un: contender

[originbullets]

( Okay, this has got to be some kind of social experiment. )

I'm not sure what's worse: this post, or the number of men that would actually try it.

un; pace_tua

[pacetua]

probably the latter; they didn't have to take the post to heart, lol

text (Lucy) | un: elfe

[scarredhorns]

[Lucy's looked through some of the other comments, so she'll spare the whole "WHAT THE FUCK" deal. After looking through the other replies, she's amused.]

Congrats on the number of men you've tricked so far.

un; tamayama

[shutter_hime]

:3c

text | un:furfeathers

[reorienting]

Cite your source, please.

For homo sapiens in my world, this claim is entirely false.

However, for the species known as Igaes, such a claim is theoretically true, due to their ability to morph their bodies to suit their preferences and desires. It is therefore a simple matter to link one's taste buds from genitals to mouth.

As odd as such an arrangement might be.

video; un: gathering_all

[royaladvice]

[Kiriho is just... staring, in disbelief. He's pretty sure he is going to gag. He can't imagine what triggered this. He shudders, grossed out.]

I'm going to pretend that this post never happened. On the count of three. One, two, three.

[He attempts some fiddly hand motions. It's maaaagic.]

There. Done. Good. Did it work?