voice, un: Viva-gli-Azzurri

[pomodorato]

Oi, has anybody seen my stupid little brother, Veneziano?

...You might know him as just Italia or Italy seeing as he likes to pretend he's the only damn one of us.

It's not like I really give a shit but he's missing, probably just wandered off like an idiot.

[ A PAUSE. ]

Anyway, if you see him let me know.

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[voice] in: supercoolguy

[protectorofsmiles]

He ain't in the forest! He usually shows up when I'm cookin' some fish I caught. Itty really knows how to cook!

Hmm...is he not at home?

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[pomodorato]

Yeah - well I cook even better.

[ Yes, even now he can't stop himself with the sibling rivalry. ]

No, dumbass. That's why I'm askin'. He hasn't been home in days!

[ You can tell that he's actually worried... as much he would deny it. ]

[protectorofsmiles]

Ya do?? Ya gotta let me try yer cookin' sometime then!

[Focus, Genbu]

Ahem right uh, anyroad...hmmmm maybe he's been spendin' the past few suns in someone else's place? Have ya tried callin' him?

text; un: g

[sixtyeighth]

Maybe he abandoned you.

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[pomodorato]

[ Hello stranger who is clearly trying to goad him. It won't work- except it totally will. ]

Like hell he would! Stupid idiot needs me!

[ DOES HE THOUGH, ROMANO? ]

[sixtyeighth]

If he needed you, he'd be with you now.

You've been tricked into being needed, congrats.

text; un: torotorotoro

[tomate]

No! I haven't seen him lately.

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[pomodorato]

[ That username... Spain........ ]

I dunno where the fuck he's wandered off to.



Pick a better username damnit.

audio (Nyuu); un: elfe

[scarredhorns]

Sorry, I haven't met or heard of anyone by that name.

Um, but I'm wondering... Why would his nickname be Italy? [She thinks it's some kind of nickname, at least.] Was he really proud to be from there or something? And only one of you? Do you fight over the same nickname?

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[pomodorato]

[ Well, now he can hear what sounds like a cute girl's voice his tone changes completely. Gross Italian man. ]

Signorina, it's not a nickname. He is North Italy and I'm the South - he likes to say that he's just Italy though, even though there's two of us.

[scarredhorns]

[Ooh! She's only ever heard Italian on TV. It sounds even more fancy in real life!]

Eh? So you're saying that you and your brother are Italy? The country? How is that even possible?

[She's confused, but the gears are also turning in her head as she tries to make sense of this. She hums thoughtfully.]

Although... I've heard stories of how certain spirits or deities are said to protect parts of the land, or bodies of water. Is it something like that?