Text | un: klaus

[jasidian]

I'm going to possibly regret this, but I've got to ask:

What in the world is a "milf", and why is a word I've never even seen before suddenly tattooed across my chest?

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UN: espurresso

[schrodingers_joker]

[Might as well get straight to the point and just answer. Make it as painless as ripping a band-aid off.]

It's short for "Mother I'd like to fuck".

[He can explain FILF next if needed.]

Re: UN: espurresso

[jasidian]

[ that's... A lot more mundane than what he thought. ]

important distinction: someone else's mother, or your own?

Because one of those is considerably less alarming than the other.

UN: espurresso

[schrodingers_joker]

Someone else's mother.

[Because screwing your own mother is incest.]

[jasidian]

AH, thank the gods.

I suppose with that in perspective things aren't entirely incorrect, but... honestly I find the term kind of awkward. I'd just say I have a preference for older women and be done with it.

[ Is this what it's like to be old, to talk about kids these days and their newfangled slang ]