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[bloodyroses]

Hey guys, I need a roommate who's interested in living somewhere around Nihonbashi and is alright with some seriously Gross Shit.

I can go in more detail in private.

I'm just not used to living alone and I'm not sure I like it?

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TEXT username: courtesanofdeath

[tsukky]

You are going to have to elaborate on "Gross Shit".

[bloodyroses]

Alright, I dunno how to make these private, so I guess we're just putting this out there. Fuck. Thank the gods I decided to use a throwaway name for this.

I have a very specific diet I need to live and it may or may not involve people.

It's kind of complicated.

I'm aware not everyone can deal with that.

2/2

[bloodyroses]

I just realized I should clarify, but I totally won't eat the roommate.

[tsukky]

[ WELL THEN ]

So basically your roommate wanted ad should have read "Sometimes I eat people".

...Or bits of people? All of people?

[bloodyroses]

It's mostly just the blood, I dunno if I could actually stand sinking my teeth into some guy's legs or whatever.

And I know what you're thinking, but trust me, this is a lot more complicated.

[tsukky]

You know that I'm thinking you're definitely a vampire?

At first I was thinking zombie, I'll be honest. But now that you've clarified, well, that's where I'm at.

[bloodyroses]

You're not wrong. Might as well get that out of the way since it's pretty much pointless to try and hide it now.