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jikan_network2021-03-03 07:44 pm
accidentallich) wrote in jikan_network2021-03-03 07:44 pm
un: tikkunolam
I pet a cat that was bigger than me today.
My life is now complete.
My life is now complete.
[Thank goodness this is text because now you've got him flustered, Gershom.]
Technically, you've already pet a cat bigger than you. But there's something to be said for a huge fluffy animal.
Technically, you've already pet a cat bigger than you. But there's something to be said for a huge fluffy animal.
[It's the truth??]
The more fluff the better, nu?
The more fluff the better, nu?
[Stoooop. Doesn't help that his hair is as soft as his fur, either.]
True enough. There's still something to be said about small and carry sized, though.
True enough. There's still something to be said about small and carry sized, though.
That's true. I think you're perfect whatever size you are.
[gay gay homosexual gay]
[gay gay homosexual gay]
[GERSHOM....
They're both too gay for this conversation???]
Uh.
Thank you. I think.
[He's dying. He is literally keeling over in his futon and faceplanting into a pillow.]
They're both too gay for this conversation???]
Uh.
Thank you. I think.
[He's dying. He is literally keeling over in his futon and faceplanting into a pillow.]
[So very, very hopeless and gay.
ANYWAY....]
...Actually, are you talking about the cats on the bridge?
They kept staring at me so I had to stare back for like. Five minutes.
ANYWAY....]
...Actually, are you talking about the cats on the bridge?
They kept staring at me so I had to stare back for like. Five minutes.
That's them! They get much bigger at night.
Did you win the staring contest?
Did you win the staring contest?
I did.
[He might have confused the cat too much, let's be honest.]
[He might have confused the cat too much, let's be honest.]
Good. Assert dominance, or whatever it is that cats do.
Important question: are we talking about a regular housecat, or a cat in the sense that a tiger is a cat, or a cat in the sense that a displacer beast is a cat?
Edited 2021-03-04 02:01 (UTC)
Not only does that clarify things, I'm super jealous.
They like to hang out on the big bridge. You should pet some.
I'm all bones, so they probably wouldn't find me very tasty.
Hello again, this is Gershom.
Hello again, this is Gershom.
That's true.
[You walked right into that one, Kuro.]
Is it okay if I pet cats besides you...?
[You walked right into that one, Kuro.]
Is it okay if I pet cats besides you...?
[It's fine, he's very proud of his feline form!
It's still a bit flustering to have someone who matters to him agree though.]
Of course it is. You love cats, don't you?
It's still a bit flustering to have someone who matters to him agree though.]
Of course it is. You love cats, don't you?
I do! But I didn't know if you'd be jealous?
It sounds silly now that I say it.
It sounds silly now that I say it.
Welp, thank you, time to live out my ultimate cat-petting fantasies.
I've had such shit luck with cats before, you don't understand.
I've had such shit luck with cats before, you don't understand.
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