un: tikkunolam

[accidentallich]

I pet a cat that was bigger than me today.

My life is now complete.

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[neetvampire]

[GERSHOM....

They're both too gay for this conversation???]

Uh.

Thank you. I think.

[He's dying. He is literally keeling over in his futon and faceplanting into a pillow.]

[accidentallich]

You're welcome.

[they're both SO gay]

[neetvampire]

[So very, very hopeless and gay.

ANYWAY....]

...Actually, are you talking about the cats on the bridge?

They kept staring at me so I had to stare back for like. Five minutes.

[accidentallich]

That's them! They get much bigger at night.

Did you win the staring contest?

[neetvampire]

I did.

[He might have confused the cat too much, let's be honest.]

[accidentallich]

Good. Assert dominance, or whatever it is that cats do.

[neetvampire]

I'm the cutest cat in Nippon, so of course.

[accidentallich]

That's true.

[You walked right into that one, Kuro.]

Is it okay if I pet cats besides you...?

[neetvampire]

[It's fine, he's very proud of his feline form!

It's still a bit flustering to have someone who matters to him agree though.]

Of course it is. You love cats, don't you?

[accidentallich]

I do! But I didn't know if you'd be jealous?

It sounds silly now that I say it.