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[mourningjade]

Shameless.

(This Lan has passed judgment on you, Jikan. Now await your punishment.)

My arm would seize before I could give enough lashes.

(Actually it would fall off. Even with his endurance!)

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[cupiditasmedendi]

For what?

[Nothing worth that kind of punishment going on here, sir.]

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[mourningjade]

I do not wish to speak of it.

(His eyes. Give him the bleach. There were phalluses everywhere!)

[cupiditasmedendi]

Then how is anyone to know what you find so offensive?

[mourningjade]

Are they invisible to your eyes?

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[faeshim]

[oh. daeshim's heard of people like this. jasper tried to explain it to him, how different people are into different things, sometimes even the giving or receiving of pain.]

i bet you like tying people up too.

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[mourningjade]

(...as a matter of fact, he does. But that's a different subject!)

I do not follow.

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[faeshim]

you were talking about whipping people, right?

because that's what turns you on.

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[mourningjade]

Whipping is a punishment; not for pleasure.

video, because you know what, I am ABSOLUTELY going to play with Maglor doesnt know how to text yet

[bythewaves]

[ confused elf is confused ]

Ah... are you aware that this was sent to everyone?

[ WAS THIS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE O R ... ]

(Video) Elf bro, technology is a headache.

[mourningjade]

(Understandably so! Wangji is confused too and flushed.)

I am. All who see and make merry should be lashed.

Teach him how, bro

[bythewaves]

[ Slow confused blink ]

See... what?

[ GUESS WHO HAS SPENT HIS WHOLE TIME HAVING TRAUMATIC CONVERSATIONS WITH BIG BRO and getting punched by Fingon, and... Feanor. Just. Feanor. ]

Happily! It'll distract him from the penises.

[mourningjade]

(He lets out a low sigh.)

You are better off not knowing.

Avoid the festival.

(Wangji likes seeing others happy, but goodness!)

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[diabolique]

Lan Zhan, I thought you'd loosened up a little by now!

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[mourningjade]

Some things I can accept.

This is not one.

[diabolique]

It's all in good fun, Lan Zhan.

[mourningjade]

Fun? Are you having fun?

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[jasidian]

If it's such a problem, why not just... Not go to the festival?

[ Just. You know, asking questions. ]

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[mourningjade]

Done.

My eyes still function.

[jasidian]

You are, of course, aware that not all cultures ascribe the same stigma to nudity or the genitals, yes?

[ Like, just making sure ]

[mourningjade]

They should not be on display. (Especially in gigantic forms! Or...little cute forms.)

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[jc_superstar]

Something happen, Hanguang Jun?

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[mourningjade]

Avoid the festival.

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[jc_superstar]

[Do not be an asshole, do not be an asshole, do not be an asshole... ]

I was thinking of going there shortly, Lan Wangji.
I had a craving for sausage. Surely, there's a good vendor there?

[jinlingers]

Have you recovered from your shock, Hanguang Jun?

[mourningjade]

Negative. I have not been swayed.