audio; un: rabbit

[bigrabbit]

Hello! This is Cao Weining. I have a small request. Would you show me your favorite places to eat and your favorite dishes? I'll treat you of course!

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

Guess I have to take whatever comes, then. No use worrying about what you can't help.

Just a question: I take it "Lao Wen" means hubby or something?

[fated_dance]

Agreed.

Aah, he is my husband. 'Lao' is a nickname.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Alright, got it, got it. Not exactly my thing, but congrats on the marriage.

[fated_dance]

Marriage? Or the nickname?

[ He just smiles at the congrats. ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Marriage. It's cool and all, but that shit ends at death, and my partner isn't getting rid of me that easy. I'm gonna fucking haunt him after I die.

[fated_dance]

It is good that you found your other half. Lao Wen is mine, and not even death will part us.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Well, if you're grandiose claims about him are true I can see why. But I'll judge how well he lives up to them when we meet.

[Not that he was particularly judgmental or anything, but dick contest? He didn't plan on losing.]

[fated_dance]

[ Amusement flashes with his smirk. ]

He is my equal in all ways.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You bragging about your own dick, now?

[fated_dance]

I don't need to.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Hey, you could join the dick judging if you want, but you're going to have some stiff competition.