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[ using any technology like this is still new to him but it seems easier than going around asking questions. ]

Hi. I just got here… I have some questions?

1. Is this some sort of hell?
2. What am I supposed to do?
3. What are all the penises about?

[ The whole situation is a bit overwhelming for him. Going from a very secluded upbringing to the real world had been tough enough and he hadn’t adjusted and now this one is even less familiar to him. ]

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I think it does? Is your name Sterling then?

[ There's a second message a little bit later. ]

I would really like some suggestions if it isn't a bother.

[ He's easily overwhelmed and this place and all this information is nothing but overwhelming. ]

Sylvando, actually. Sterling Sylva is a masked character I put on once while participating in a tournament back home. It was great fun, so I thought I'd bring the name back, since using these things is rather like putting on a mask, you know?

[And a bit later...]

No bother at all, honey! Before I offer suggestions though, tell me, what are some things you like, hmm? For example, are you the sort of person who likes parties, or would you rather stay at home with a good book? Do you prefer doing things indoors or outdoors? Are you a person who likes to keep busy, or are you more easygoing? That way I can narrow down the list of suggestions for you a bit.

Oh. I'm sorry. Nice to meet you Sylvando then.

[ The questions are a little difficult for Sawyer. So it's nice that this is over text and he has time to think and work out the answers as best as he could. ]

I like books... I don't like crowds or loud noises. It doesn't matter so much indoors or outdoors... I think? I always try to be busy if I can. There's always something that can be cleaned or something like that.

[Sylv considers the answers for a moment himself before replying.]

Well the city and the area around it has some lovely temples and public gardens that are good places to find a bit of peace and quiet. And I know there's a library or two in town as well, though I haven't needed to locate them myself just yet; they would be quiet too, and could provide you with something to read.

And since you enjoy keeping busy, while you're at those gardens or libraries, you may want to see if they're looking to hire any extra help. That sort of work would be terribly dull to me, but it might be right up your alley, and it would provide you with some extra spending money to boot! Or alternately, you could try taking up a hobby. Maybe something artistic, if you're the creative type. Or cooking, if you enjoy good food.

Thank you very much for your help and kindness. Work would probably be good, I think...

I've never had the chance to figure out what I like and enjoy. It's hard to figure out how to do that now.

You've never had a chance to figure out what you enjoy?! Well, that simply won't do!

Fortunately, if there's one thing The Great Sylvando knows all about, it's enjoyment. You call me up any time you want someone to try something new with, darling; I'll make sure you have a fabulous time!