video; un: tachibana_i

[currysseur]

( hello, Nippon! you may not recognise the woman who appears on your screens, but the eagle eyed among you may just catch that she's at Kanayama Shrine.

...of course, if you can't catch that, it's understandable, as she's currently sat atop the giant steel phallus which stars in the festival's procession. and looking distinctly uncomfortable about having to ask this question; )

C-could... somebody get me down?

( she quickly flips her camera to show the steel member she's precariously perched on (thanks, teleportation!) and then shows the closed door to the shrine opposite her.

uh. help? )

( ooc: per the mod response the phallus is stored with the dildo and locked up in the shrine. so it might be difficult to get to her! )

Comments

[currysseur]

( honestly, that's a very apt summary of Izumi's life in general. )

You think...? ( she would call this very squarely cursed. the door's locked and she's trapped on top of a giant penis. )

[blakiston]

I mean, just happening to land on a giant steel dick has to be some sort of good omen? So maybe this is a sign that you're gonna get some in the near future? [He points at the camera. Ha ha, he's not wrong is he!]

But oh yeah, in the moment, the whole situation is definitely cursed.

[currysseur]

I don't have a partner, so... I don't think so.

( you know this is a porn game, and I know this is a porn game, but Izumi is still in the same mindset she's always known. sex is something she saves for relationships. )

[blakiston]

[Oh honey. She will learn in time. For now, Yakumo shrugs.] You never know.

You still need help getting down?

[currysseur]

( cue a few minutes pause and a scene change! she's now outside of the temple, on solid ground. )

Nope! Someone came by and helped me out. ( as can be, uh, seen by the broken doors behind her. ) ... I don't think I'll be using those teleporters again any time soon.

( because if she has to do another damsel in distress post, she may just cringe herself into a black hole. )