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[currysseur]

( hello, Nippon! you may not recognise the woman who appears on your screens, but the eagle eyed among you may just catch that she's at Kanayama Shrine.

...of course, if you can't catch that, it's understandable, as she's currently sat atop the giant steel phallus which stars in the festival's procession. and looking distinctly uncomfortable about having to ask this question; )

C-could... somebody get me down?

( she quickly flips her camera to show the steel member she's precariously perched on (thanks, teleportation!) and then shows the closed door to the shrine opposite her.

uh. help? )

( ooc: per the mod response the phallus is stored with the dildo and locked up in the shrine. so it might be difficult to get to her! )

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[suitandshades]

Used to. Still working on that here.

[It was an odd question to ask right off the bat, and one that caused Rude's lips to twitch into an almost smile.

With a gesture of a hand, he waves for her to exit the temple. It was lighter outside, after all. And less stuffy. And less dominated by a giant dick.]

Haven't been here long. Just glad I was in the area to help.

[currysseur]

( Well, it made sense in Izumi's head! But out they go. )

Me either. ( What a wonderful first impression to have of Nippon: it teleporting you onto a penis statue. ) I was hoping to explore a little bit. ...But not like that.

( s i g h. )

[suitandshades]

It's one way of seeing the sights.

[Rude glanced over his shoulder and back at the shrine before he shook his head and turned his attention to the girl at his side.

She didn't look any the worse for wear, which was a good sign.]

You're positive you're unhurt? I know a healer.

[currysseur]

( Somehow, she managed to land safely in both cases, which is kind of miraculous but she's not complaining about that. )

Don't worry, I'm okay. ...The only thing bruised is my pride.

( Can healers do anything about that? Probably not. )