[TEXT] UN: coolest.turk

[suitandshades]

[It's come to his attention that this is needed. Rude never thought it would have to come to this. But here he was. Before the people. Asking for something he had never imagined he would ever need to ask for.]

Gags. Muzzles. Things like this. Where would I get one? Or several.

Asking for a friend.

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[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

...We having a hot night tonight?

[suitandshades]

If it makes you happier to think like that, sure.

[Its hard to tell with the shades, but Rude is not giving you bedroom eyes, Reno!]

[tightbod_bigrod]

...You saw the post, didn't you?

[Text] un: fated

[fated_dance]

There are a number of places, but the one I like best is here:

[ A location to a specialties shop pops up. ]

[suitandshades]

[Casually glances over the list, saves a few close by.]

Appreciate the help.

[fated_dance]

Certainly. And if this has any relation to what I think it does, I wish you good fortune.

[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

the store I work at sells some ಠ∀ಠ

[suitandshades]

That so? Store got a name? Or do I guess?

[infernaltouch]

yes you have to guess

I'm kidding it's Iyarashii Ryuu, in Shinjuku

Looks for a seven foot tall dick statue

text | un: wwx

[diabolique]

There are plenty of places! I know a few I would recommend.

[suitandshades]

I'm all ears.

[Or eyes. Since this is a text.]

[diabolique]

(( Insert a list of Wei Wuxian's top ten sex shops, their locations, and what he thinks each is best for. ))

un: afairguy

[fairlyheroic]

[somewhere, Zack is laughing and he probably isn't going to stop]

Why's your friend asking?

[suitandshades]

Because his mouth is getting me into trouble. Best way to stop it? Gag.


[Logic. Can't be refuted!]

[fairlyheroic]

I feel like I should pretend to be surprised.

text; un: steak

[battlebound]

Why don't you just use spare fabric?

( a piece of clothing? your hand? there's lots of cheap options. )

[suitandshades]

I don't want to kidnap him. Just keep him quiet.

[Using fabric? Totally what he'd use if he was 'borrowing' someone without their consent. For his 'friend'? He needed something a bit more personal.]

[battlebound]

does it make a difference?

( is this some Red Wine style, needlessly fussy over the little details kind of thing? how ridiculous. )

[Video] un: Masamune

[silversoldier]

[ Sephiroth seems perfectly serious, but then he always does. ]

Shall I cast Silence on him?

[ In all actuality he is amused and this is his version of a joke. Not that anyone would know but him. ]

[suitandshades]

You think that's strong enough magic for him?

[Joke it might be, but Rude looks actually curious. If a spell could work he wouldn't need to deal with a messy gag.]

[silversoldier]

Yes.

[ And joke or not he will actually do it. ]

video;

[ambitiousblond]

Yes.

[And then maybe he can get a full night's sleep for at least a night.]

[silversoldier]

Consider it done.

[ Suddenly, it's no longer a joke but a mission. Sephiroth will begin searching for Reno now. ]

text / un: ulster

[battlefrenzy]

Kinky.


Got any recommendations already?

[suitandshades]

Is it? I consider it an good way of keeping motor-mouths quiet.

Several.