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[suitandshades]

[It's come to his attention that this is needed. Rude never thought it would have to come to this. But here he was. Before the people. Asking for something he had never imagined he would ever need to ask for.]

Gags. Muzzles. Things like this. Where would I get one? Or several.

Asking for a friend.

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[tightbod_bigrod]

Well, now that I know the procedure I'll do it properly next time.

Nice that it rhymes, too.

[Although he kind of wonders how surprised someone will be if he says "knock knock" and then whips out his dick.]

[suitandshades]

That was a joke, Reno. Don't show anyone your dick who didn't ask for it.

[It's really hard to tell because of the shades, but he rolled his eyes.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Fine, fine, no more unsolicited dick pics.

Now you don't need the gags anymore, right? I mean. Unless you kind of want to get kinky tonight...

[suitandshades]

Reno...

[Yep. He's totally going out to buy a gag. And it will get used.

Whether to be kinky or as punishment for being kind of an ass. Rude hadn't decided yet.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

This doesn't count as cheating or anything, right? 'Cause it's just a pic.

[suitandshades]

I'm still considering.

[No, that's not why he was annoyed, hadn't even considered that until just this moment. And now he was thinking about it.

See why you need a gag, Reno?]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Even that?

That's got to be too strict!

[suitandshades]

I'm considering.

Make your case why it isn't cheating?

[C'mon, Reno. Negotiate! Rude is willing to keep an open mind. He needs something interesting to keep him entertained while on the train to guy a gag.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

It's just a pic. It can't be cheating every time someone just sees me! It's not like I'm doing anything with them, and if I put stuff up on the website it'd mean I'm cheating with everyone then! Even people I've never even met.

There's no way it can count!

[suitandshades]

[Rude is quiet. He waits. And when Reno is finished he repeats three little words slowly, enunciating each one.]

"Want a taste?"

[Honestly, Rude isn't as bothered by it as he's acting. It's more the 'unsolicited' factor of the whole thing, and using him as some kind of scapegoat! He'd been innocently at home and his partner was off being lewd and dragging him through the mud too. Shameful.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

It wasn't serious! He wanted to know what people's favorite dishes are!

[suitandshades]

[Just slowly raises an eyebrow.

Really?]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Come on! You can't think that was serious.

[suitandshades]

No, I didn't.

But had to make you sweat. You used me to wheedle out of it.

[And now Reno does actually get a smile, and a low, deep laugh.

He's still getting the gag though. There is always going to be a next time.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[He breathed a sigh of relief. There's very few things in life he truly cared about, but Rude was one of them and he didn't want to risk that.]

That was too mean. But, we can talk about this more later.

[Because now that he felt safe about his relationship with Rude, he was totally logging off and going on the run.]

[suitandshades]

Lesson learned. I can be mean.

[Because that was part of the job, and also because sometimes people needed to remember that. But mainly because it was interesting to see Reno's reaction.

He'd get a private message before signing off. Directing him to Shinjuku. And the giant dick.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Okay.

So he knew.

He knew.

He was totally capable at peeking at other texts. But Rude just directed him to a seven foot tall dick, and how was he not supposed to go see that, even if it was a trap?

So he took a detour, and Rude would find him, having somehow gotten on the roof of the sex shop so that he would have a chance to escape. He sat with his legs dangling off the edge, leaning forward and speaking up so that Rude could hear him from his spot.]

That sure is a big dick.

[suitandshades]

The statues a decent size too.

[Rude had looked up at the dick on the roof.

He'd come to a full stop just below Reno.]

You came. Why? You should have run while you had the chance.

[Rude was strong. But he was not strong enough to fight Sephiroth.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

You told me to.

[It was as simple as that. He wasn't stupid. Not as stupid as some people might think, anyway. He was good at his job and he knew it was trouble. But if Rude told him to directly go somewhere, he'd do it, to some extent at least.

He pulled his legs up and stood on the edge.]

Well, I better get going.

[With that, he went to go make a jump to the next rooftop so he could run across and go disappear down the back alleys.]

[suitandshades]

[Part of him honestly hadn't expected him to. But now he was there... Letting him go didn't sit right with him.]

Come down. I'll try to keep him busy.

[He didn't know if he could. But suddenly it seemed very important to try and protect Reno. And he really didn't want to see him running away from him.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[The whole thing was stupid, wasn't it? It so often was. But no matter what happened, it always ended up like this. They had a bond, that was for sure, and just couldn't let each other go.

By all accounts he should have run to the back. Hell, he shouldn't have come at all, he knew that. It was his opportunity to escape when no one would know where he'd gone.

But instead he hopped down from the front of the building, to say his momentary farewell to Rude. Or maybe...]

Want to check out Kyoto?

[silversoldier]

[ It really was too bad for Reno that someone with superhuman strength and speed had already taken the initiative to follow Rude. Just as Sephiroth thought, the other man led him right to Reno.

Sephiroth waited while they chatted because he was only here to cast a spell, not kill the other man, and suddenly appeared right behind Reno from his position hidden in an alley when it seemed like they were finished. He was so close to the other man that their clothes were touching. ]

There you are.

[ With a flick of his wrist Sephiroth cast Stop on Rude to keep him out of the action. It was more a mercy than anything else because he knew full well the conflict that could arise between competing loyalties. ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[It was hard not to react to that. The hairs on the back of his neck shot up and he went into full alarm mode. This was exactly why he should have run earlier.

But he didn't.

Useless as it might of been he knew darn well who his target was and Reno was used to relying on his speed. He darted off down the nearest alleyway in the desperate bid to get out of sight long enough to disappear somewhere.]

[days later]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Silenced and without his device, Reno had a plan:

He found the nearest bar in Kyoto and he started getting drinks on Rude's account. Sooner or later, Rude was going to notice his money being depleted.

And there he stayed. He ate what crappy food they had available at the bar, drank, and fell asleep lying over the counter. Sometime during all that he'd grown a pair of fox ears, but he was too drunk to notice.]

[suitandshades]

[He'd noticed. He'd been checking on the bars almost as soon as he was able to move again, but when he realised just what Reno was doing, he was on the first train to Kyoto.

It was late into the evening of the third day when Rude finally stepped into the bar. A quick look around was all he needed to find Reno. He sighed inwardly. Leisurely he made his way across and eased up onto the stool beside his partner. After getting the bartenders attention, he informed him not to serve Reno anymore and to get himself a beer.]

You ready to come home?