un: winedad

[vapelife]

Heeeeeey there my good people! I have an announcement.

I want to get to know you all better, mingle a little, you know? So I'm having a party at my place! Everyone is invited!

There will be all the wine you can drink and music. I couldn't get a cow on short notice, and people were giving me funny looks when I started asking around, so for the feast, we uh, just have to settle for less at the moment.



Oh yeah! Gershom, I have a special gift for you.

Comments

un: tikkunolam

[accidentallich]

Me? That's very kind of you, but why?

[What he really wants to say is 'really???']

un: bard

[notgrande]

All the wine you can drink at no charge?

You're going to be pretty popular.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

Erm, well, it's no big deal really! You were one of the first people I met, going through the same jazz as me and all, and I reward who show me favor!

[accidentallich]

[This isn't going to make him a bad Jew is it?? You should be nice to people even if they're gods???]

It was my pleasure to help.

[text; un: charismalegend]

[relieable]

free wine? for real?

un: winedad

[vapelife]

Mortals do seem to love me once they've accepted the good vine.

But yeah, my man. Drink to your heart's content.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

All you can drink! I'll keep the cups full.

[vapelife]

[Dionysus can't help you there, Gershom.]

Yeah, that was something real nice, so let me show the appreciation back!

[accidentallich]

[He's having a minor crisis right now but It's Fine.]

I'd be honored to accept. What is it?

[relieable]

huh nice
is there a catch

[vapelife]

[Could be worse. He could be aggressively attempting conversion.]

A cat! But not a real cat, but erm, just a little something I saw around at a market. It's no turning everything you touch into cats, but it's a start.

Huh, you know, that's not half bad. You wouldn't be interested in that, would you?

[accidentallich]

[Gershom actually would be more comfortable with that, he's good at shooting down Jehovah's Witnesses and the like.]

I think that would be a bad idea, since I like to read and I don't want all my books to turn into cats?

[vapelife]

A catch? Hmm. [He has to think about whether mortals would find his terms a catch at all.]

Well, you gotta come to the party...

[vapelife]

If you say so. Doesn't sound all that bad to me, but I'll take your word for it!

The offer is there in case you change your mind, though.

[relieable]

[that makes him laugh]

guess thats true!
whens the party?

[accidentallich]

I appreciate it, but I'm fine.

[He's not going to be all 'well King Midas regretted that but surely I won't'.]

un: crypt_thing

[bloodyroses]

Count me in, almost all the parties I've ever been invited to in my life have been stuffy bullshit where I wasn't allowed to do anything I'd regret later.

un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

You had planned to cook an entire cow for this?

[notgrande]

Mortals?

I'll warn you because I'm so nice, but I'm not cheap to buy drinks for.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

Haha, I didn't say anything about cooking!

The cow was supposed to be for the sacrifice.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

Doesn't sound like you've ever had a proper feast then, huh?

This won't be any Great Dionysia but maybe, well, eventually I'll be able to work up to that!

[vapelife]

[He's gonna laugh at that. Paying for wine?]

I'm Dionysus, the god of wine and madness. I don't need to buy any drinks.

Re: un: winedad

[bloodyroses]

I get the sweet, sweet joy of Misrule, but that's only three days out of the year.

Otherwise, well. It's kind of hard to escape the fact that everyone's watching you and your family to swoop down on the first social fuckup you make for their own benefit.

[vapelife]

I assume the cat trinket is a fine offering then?

[vapelife]

Two days from now. Just getting my footing here, you know? I'm aiming for the next one to be a two day affair in itself.