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Dionysus ([personal profile] vapelife) wrote in [community profile] jikan_network2021-03-12 12:52 am

un: winedad

Heeeeeey there my good people! I have an announcement.

I want to get to know you all better, mingle a little, you know? So I'm having a party at my place! Everyone is invited!

There will be all the wine you can drink and music. I couldn't get a cow on short notice, and people were giving me funny looks when I started asking around, so for the feast, we uh, just have to settle for less at the moment.



Oh yeah! Gershom, I have a special gift for you.
relieable: (they made up his bed)

[text; un: charismalegend]

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
free wine? for real?
relieable: (but they're assholes)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-12 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
huh nice
is there a catch
relieable: inside the bag of chips (i just found your credit card)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-12 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[that makes him laugh]

guess thats true!
whens the party?
relieable: (girl is my sexual rabbit's foot)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i get it
dont wanna blow away all your energy at once
but i do think its cool youre throwing a party anyway
you sound like a fun person
relieable: (it was a ghost)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Olympus?]

what do you mean the feats manifests for you???
like
it just appears out of thin air???
relieable: (you're saying it's not butter)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[wait... wait]

oh so youre not human
i see
man though i dont blame you one bit
food is great
relieable: wanna see (i can stick my whole fist in my mouth)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
no way
a GOD??????!!!!!!!
thats way cool!!!!!!!
relieable: on your floor (this dress was meant to end up)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh wait
ive heard of you!!!!!!!
i think we talked about you in school or something


[a literal god of wine, and parties. Osomatsu may have just discovered his new best friend]
relieable: are what college is about (restraining orders)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
i dont remember much
just a few names like zeus and poseidon and hades
but the wine god was always my favorite
he sounded like a good time!
relieable: (yes bail money means jail)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
never thought of any worship
but........
im listening
relieable: inside the bag of chips (i just found your credit card)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean i like letting loose
but i dunno if i wanna tie myself down like that
id probably be a bad follower


[he's also afraid of the word 'cult']
relieable: (and she is beautiful)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-16 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[another laugh. sorry, Dio, he's too much of a wimp to join a cult. at least, at the moment...]

well i will certainly do that!
thanks for the heads up
should i bring anything
you want snacks?
relieable: (maybe lay off the guinness next time)

[personal profile] relieable 2021-03-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
alright!
ill do that
thanks a lot i cant wait!!!!