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[diabolique]

(( Oh, look, it's Wei Wuxian's beaming face on the screen. Mixed in his long dark hair are black feathers, but that's secondary to the look of absolute delight on his face. ))

I'm getting married!

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[jc_superstar]

[There's a small nod. And then the grin widens slightly. ]

You'll be serving me tea, huh?

[diabolique]

(( Huff huff! He pouts and puffs out a cheek. ))

Lan Zhan could serve the tea!

[jc_superstar]

Lan Wangji is not my Shi-Xiong, Wuxian.

[diabolique]

Well, I suppose I could claim you as my shidi.

[jc_superstar]

What do you mean you could?!

[diabolique]

You're so easy to rile.

[jc_superstar]

Stop being a bully-jerk, Wei Wuxian!

[diabolique]

Alright, alright! I'll pour you tea, shidi.

[jc_superstar]

Better. You do realize he has to negotiate with A-Jie, right?

[diabolique]

What reason could she have to object??

[jc_superstar]

Well...There's negotiations for a bride price, negotiations about future children, negotiations about a venue....

[Yes, he's been there, done that ]

[diabolique]

Shidi... you know Lan Zhan and I aren't having any more children. One is enough.

[jc_superstar]

You know A-Jie likes big families, though.

[ Because JIANG CHENG wouldn't have kids. ]

[diabolique]

(( Side eye... ))

You do know two men can't make children, right? Lan Zhan already told me he doesn't want any concubines.

[jc_superstar]

[Right back atcha!~]

And here you're practically screaming you birthed Sizhui.

Wards are always an option, Wuxian.

[diabolique]

I practically did!

[jc_superstar]

So it's been proven you have child birthing hips. Don't see a problem here.

[diabolique]

At least I have a child!

[jc_superstar]

I have several. One I raised myself.

[Wait...that came out wrong.]

N-not like Guangshan. I meant the wards.

[diabolique]

I would have raised Sizhui myself, but, as you well know, I was dead!

[jc_superstar]

I know!

[diabolique]

So you can't really blame me for not being there for Sizhui!

[jc_superstar]

I'm not blaming you! I didn't even know, then!

[diabolique]

And no one needs to know now. Sizhui doesn't really remember that time.

[jc_superstar]

I'm not telling anyone anything, alright?!

Fuck!