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Edelgard von Hresvelg ([personal profile] crimsonflower) wrote in [community profile] jikan_network2022-07-07 10:47 am

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Hello, my name is Edelgard von Hresvelg. I have only been in Nippon for roughly a month, and I wanted to reach out to the community. I have not before lived without some form of assistance, so I am greatly uneducated in a few things that I am seeking help with:
1. Domestic Chores
→Cooking
→Laundry
I can tidy and wash dishes on my own, but those are not particular tasks that require skill or knowledge.

2. Employment, my skills are as follows
→Organization and Management
→Stamina, strength, and martial prowess
I can offer myself as a chess partner, a bodyguard for exploring, and I am able to memorize details very well. How the last may be utilize I will leave up to you.

3. Art
I am looking for models or mentors. I cannot pay in money just yet, but I am willing to offer other means of payment through bartering or services. My paltry skills need improvement and I am unsure I can teach myself the basics without assistance.

Before I conclude this message, I would like to preemptively apologize for any delay in my own responses. I am attempting to teach myself how to type efficiently on this device.
tightbod_bigrod: (Lookup)

[video] un: hotturk

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-10 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wait wait wait. Models? Art models? Like, what kind of art models? The nude kind?
tightbod_bigrod: (so you say)

[video] un: hotturk

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-10 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I could totally do that! But would you be willing to post the art publicly? You can say for like, cultural enrichment.

[Really he just saw another opportunity for his porn website - why not corner the hentai market, too?]
tightbod_bigrod: (Hmm)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-10 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah man...

[He's visibly disappointed.

But he gets over it quickly.]


Well, I could still help out if you wanted. I'm a great model. [He probably doesn't stay still even when he sleeps.]
tightbod_bigrod: (Does the dark look cool?)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey, sure, maybe I could get an art piece done for my partner's birthday or something.
tightbod_bigrod: (I know where to stick this)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-11 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll do great!

And if not, he'd never be rude to a lady anyway. All I gotta say is that a refined noblewoman or something made it and he won't say shit.
tightbod_bigrod: (Smirk)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-16 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding? That's quite the title. Must've been something to end up in a place like this instead.
tightbod_bigrod: (I know where to stick this)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's not all that hard. Get some of the basics down and you're good to go. Learn how to cook a thing or two, clean your shit, have a little side hustle for money and you're good to go!
tightbod_bigrod: (I know where to stick this)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-07-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, side hustle. You know. Taking jobs on the side to earn a little bit of coin. Doesn't even have to be illegal work!
tightbod_bigrod: (so you say)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-08-01 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on who's saying it an how they're saying it. It's one of those flexible terms, y'know? If you say you got side hustle, people probably figure it's legal. If I say I got some side hustle going on, people probably assume it's illegal.
tightbod_bigrod: (Just sent Rude a dick pic)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-08-08 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It means I add spice to life.
tightbod_bigrod: (so you say)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-08-09 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, go for the joke. It's a serious crime to say you've got a joke and then not share it, you know? Way worse than anything I've ever done.
tightbod_bigrod: (Ha)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-08-09 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, you're vicious, lady. We gotta clean scum like you off the streets!
tightbod_bigrod: (Fwoosh)

[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod 2022-08-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
That kind of an Emperor, huh?

Well. I haven't met many people at the top who were sweet and gentle.

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