[Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it? He pulls out a pair of massive glasses and puts them on.] It's nerd to you, miss.

[He doesn't last long before cracking a grin at her again.] If you want me to evaluate your form, just let me know. We could even spar, and I promise to go easy on you. [As if she needed him to, and as if he didn't already know it was a bad idea. He didn't want to know what a pissed off Sephiroth was like.]