un: fjhjsgkhs

[thesettingsun]

how 2 ask 4 3some
plz help

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un: firefight

[mobileforces]

No.

[thesettingsun]

wow??? who says it was u???

[mobileforces]

Who says you were asking me?

I'm saying no, you should ask for sex advice somewhere else, pervert.

[thesettingsun]

[...okay maybe he assumed he was being more obvious than he was.]

its not sex advice its talking to ur partners advice

[mobileforces]

It sounds like sex advice to me.

Or a spambot. Do those exist yet?

[thesettingsun]

no thatd be more like
hot senpais in your area

text; un: kishibe

[penpoint]

Why can't you just ask?

[thesettingsun]

i would but apparently im 2 shameless??
so idk how to ask w/ 'tact'

[penpoint]

I don't know. I think being blunt is better, anyway.

[thesettingsun]

but what if they get mad @ me tho

[penpoint]

You think they'd get mad at you?

[thesettingsun]

i dont THINK so
but thatd be the worst thing 2 ever happen 2 me so i wanna avoid it

un: crypt_thing

[bloodyroses]

You ask them both if you want to have sex at the same time and place separately, and then when they show up you throw up your hands and die.

[thesettingsun]

can i skip the dying part

[bloodyroses]

No.

Everyone who's ever had a threesome is already dead. You die and go to horny hell.

[thesettingsun]

ok but i already died 1nce and its kinda overrated imo

[bloodyroses]

PEOPLE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD WHERE I'M FROM ALL THE TIME

DID YOU GO TO HORNY HELL OR NOT?

[thesettingsun]

nope
guess sex ed lied 2 u

un: piffleprincess

[shutter_hime]

Oh... so that's what happens.

Re: un: piffleprincess

[bloodyroses]

WAIT NO I WAS JOKING

UN: taintedsorrow

[darkdisgrace]

I didn't realize this thing got spam mail.

[thesettingsun]

I tried to disguise my typing style but apparently it didn't help. But apparently there is no tactful way to ask 'hey Chuuya, do you want to have a threesome with me and Akutagawa-sama'? I was sort of hoping there was.

[darkdisgrace]

[Siiiigh--]

I don't know about tactful, but straightforward seems like the way to go with that?

[thesettingsun]

So I'm told.

I wasn't gonna ask in public though. Little late for that now.

[darkdisgrace]

What about in private?

[So where exactly is Dazai right now, because if he's in the house-- Chuuya's going to find him.]