[Video; UN: dragonking]

[longyan]

[Yuchi Longyan is in the middle of a crowd. He looks around him, amused, taking in random conversations.

Really, it's fun. You should try it.]

I did not know so many personalities could exist. Humans are truly like bright sparks.

[He steps out into the throng and takes his time, smiling sedately.]

What do you do for fun?

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[lordofrebirth]

I see no need to be gentle with them. They will break one way or another. [Says the Immortal who helped a very sad bird. Twice.]

[longyan]

And brief happiness isn't worthwhile? [Who could turn away a sad bird?]

[lordofrebirth]

It is pointless. [Said with a huff because he's stubborn like that.]

[longyan]

Do you think the moments we spend together are pointless?

[lordofrebirth]

Who said you make me happy?

[longyan]

Me?

[lordofrebirth]

And you are a fool.

[longyan]

A fool you call friend.

[lordofrebirth]

I have never called you this.

[longyan]

You don't have to. I sense it.

[lordofrebirth]

Your senses are broken.

[longyan]

I don't think so. You're just stubborn!

[lordofrebirth]

You are hardly any sort of friend. I moved out and you haven't visited once.

[Yes. That's the logic he's going with.]

[longyan]

I can visit! I'll even bring you a house-warming gift. How's that?

[Don't be upset, bff!]

[lordofrebirth]

What gift are you planning on bringing?

[He doesn't trust your gifting abilities, Dragon King.]

[longyan]

Incense? Wine? Something soft? I bet you like blankets.

[lordofrebirth]

What makes you think I like blankets?

[longyan]

They're comforting! You seem cold.

[lordofrebirth]

I am not cold.

[He sighs.]

Don't bother coming. It's unnecessary.

[Watch him hang up like that will somehow discourage the dragon or something. Gosh.]

[longyan]

[Hang up and he'll come live with you.]

No, no I know when you need me!

[There will be wine because... Longyan.]

[lordofrebirth]

[Nope. He can't hear you. He hung up and is going to pretend he didn't have this conversation. Thanks.]

[longyan]

[Alright, that's it. Longyan is coming over with wine, blankets, pillows, incense...

His arms are full, okay. He knocks with his foot.]

[lordofrebirth]

[...Who is knocking at his door? He hasn't told anyone that he lives at the Four Seasons Manor. And Kexing doesn't knock like...

He frowns as he realizes and goes to open the door, staring at the dragon on the other side.]

I didn't know you knew how to knock. I'm almost impressed.

[longyan]

[Longyan meets his friend, his very best friend, with a wide smile.]

I couldn't open the door with all of this! I thought you might be here. I followed your scent.

[lordofrebirth]

You are capable of arriving directly in a room, Dragon King.

[Sighing he opens the door the rest of the way to let the other come in. Already it's clear he's used his magic to change the room to be styled in the dark fashion of Luo Feng Pavilion.]