[Video; UN: dragonking]

[longyan]

[Yuchi Longyan is in the middle of a crowd. He looks around him, amused, taking in random conversations.

Really, it's fun. You should try it.]

I did not know so many personalities could exist. Humans are truly like bright sparks.

[He steps out into the throng and takes his time, smiling sedately.]

What do you do for fun?

Comments

[longyan]

No, I'm serious! He talks about girls being embarrassed, but he's not.

[Ooo wine! Longyan swims to the edge to enjoy.]

[lordofrebirth]

That counts as a complaint.

[Summoning a floating tray, he lets the wine sit on it to make it easier to reach then enjoys his own cup.]

[longyan]

Does it? He's too subtle.

[Longyan grins at the tray and pokes it, making it float this way and that.]

Dragons don't wear clothes.

[lordofrebirth]

Only because you cannot understand subtly.

[He allows Longyan to mess with the tray for now, pretending to not notice.]

I am aware. However you are trying to become an Immortal and we do wear clothes.

[longyan]

It seems like a waste of time.

[Give him some rubber ducks. He will be amused for hours.]

According to...?

[lordofrebirth]

How often do you see an Immortal without their clothes?

[Aside from right now? He knows the answer is never.]

[longyan]

They usually wear armor when they see me.

[He is being purposefully dumb.]

I'll wear comfortable robes.

[lordofrebirth]

They wear their clothes, Dragon King.

[He actually rolls his eyes.]

[longyan]

Maybe I should wear my scales, then...

[And his body is soon covered in pretty white scales.]

[lordofrebirth]

Your scales are not clothes.

[He is not impressed.]