text | un: me

[faeshim]

1. grill meat. consume if possile.
2. wear clothes that i did not make myself.
3. brush hair once per fortnight week day.
4. learn how to spit.

i have decided that i will no longer be weird. please give me suggestions to add to my list of normal things that normal people do. alternately, allow me to watch you doing normal things as my housemates are starting to catch me.

thanking you in advance.

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un: lennon

[privatechat]

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

text | un: cutebean

[narcolepsy]

[ it's very slow typing on his end. ]

Daeshim? What are you doing?

[faeshim]

5. smile more.

thank you, i will add this to the list.

[privatechat]

No!?!?!? Stop. What is this about?

[faeshim]

i believe it's called "self improvement".

[narcolepsy]

Is it improvement to change things about yourself that aren't wrong...?

[faeshim]

mm...

but i bet jasper eats meat! and he wears nice clothes. and i am sure he brushes his hair every day, it is so shiny.

[narcolepsy]

Maybe... but you are Daeshim, not Jasper.

[faeshim]

i do not wish to have irreconcilable differences.

[faeshim]

but you do like those things about him, don't you?

[privatechat]

.....what are you talking about?

[narcolepsy]

[ ah... this kind of thing again. ]

I like Jasper because he's Jasper, and I like you because you're you. If everyone I liked was the same in every way, it would be... strange.

[faeshim]

i read about this thing called "divorce". and sometimes people get divorced because they have those kinds of differences.

[faeshim]

it would?

[narcolepsy]

Imagine if everyone was like Lennon, or me, or Jasper. Wouldn't that be odd?

Oops. Un; Hunter

[adistraction]

1. You don’t need to eat meat. Stick to your treats. You’re fine.
2. I like what you wear. But I do want to see you in a hoodie.
3. I’ll brush your hair nightly if you want. I got practice with Bae.
4. Please do.

No. Don’t be normal. Normal people take baths alone and don’t share treats they really like. I like your weird.

:|

[faeshim]

[record scratch, stop everything.]

6. bathe alo

bathe alo

[he can't do it, he can't finish typing it. his hand is shaking too much.]

i must say, sometimes normal people are quite strange.

[faeshim]

i would make the whole world mine.

[narcolepsy]

Daeshim...

[ ouch. ouch that's. ow. ]

So if everyone was like Lennon, it would be fine?

[faeshim]

...no?

[narcolepsy]

Exactly why I think you don't have to change either. You're perfectly you as you are, Daeshim. There's no one else quite like you, and I treasure that very much.

[adistraction]

Yeah, no. I’m keeping my bath buddy.
You’re not allowed to be ‘normal’.

:|

[faeshim]

[whew, he gave the right answer. that was a close one.]

if my blood was different. you really wouldn't like me better?

[faeshim]

i am not fond of the idea of bathing without you.

did you mean it when you said you'd brush my hair?

[narcolepsy]

That isn't something that could be measured by whether your blood is different or not. I love you because you are you with all your quirks and the way you do things. But I would love you all the same, no matter what.

But don't force yourself to change to please someone.