text | un: me

[faeshim]

1. grill meat. consume if possile.
2. wear clothes that i did not make myself.
3. brush hair once per fortnight week day.
4. learn how to spit.

i have decided that i will no longer be weird. please give me suggestions to add to my list of normal things that normal people do. alternately, allow me to watch you doing normal things as my housemates are starting to catch me.

thanking you in advance.

Comments

un: lennon

[privatechat]

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

[faeshim]

5. smile more.

thank you, i will add this to the list.

[privatechat]

No!?!?!? Stop. What is this about?

text | un: cutebean

[narcolepsy]

[ it's very slow typing on his end. ]

Daeshim? What are you doing?

[faeshim]

i believe it's called "self improvement".

[narcolepsy]

Is it improvement to change things about yourself that aren't wrong...?

Oops. Un; Hunter

[adistraction]

1. You don’t need to eat meat. Stick to your treats. You’re fine.
2. I like what you wear. But I do want to see you in a hoodie.
3. I’ll brush your hair nightly if you want. I got practice with Bae.
4. Please do.

No. Don’t be normal. Normal people take baths alone and don’t share treats they really like. I like your weird.

:|

[faeshim]

[record scratch, stop everything.]

6. bathe alo

bathe alo

[he can't do it, he can't finish typing it. his hand is shaking too much.]

i must say, sometimes normal people are quite strange.

[adistraction]

Yeah, no. I’m keeping my bath buddy.
You’re not allowed to be ‘normal’.

:|

[yeoldmonster]

How can you bother everyone with such nonsense? Didn't you have a master to teach you properly?

[faeshim]

what's a master? do normal people have one?

[yeoldmonster]

Are you joking? If you don't know what a master is, what do you know?

[Text; UN: grapefairy]

[watergrape]

Who gets to decide if you're weird or not?

[faeshim]

it's just that my housemates often seem confused by the things i say and do.

wait. do you think they could be the weird ones??

[watergrape]

That doesn't mean you're weird! People from different regions can confuse each other too.

Maybe?

un: white heron

[mistsplitter]

Did someone say that you are weird?

[faeshim]

it is less that someone told me and more an observation i have made.

text | un: silver

[inthewood]

I rather like you as you are.

[faeshim]

knowing that, i am forced to reconsider my mission.

[inthewood]

I hope that you do reconsider. You're fine just the way you are.

Text; un: petalpink

[pinkblinded]

I think that normal is something that is different for everyone. Besides, I like you as you are.

[faeshim]

normal people probably don't host tea parties under tables... and i do enjoy that!

[pinkblinded]

I like that you do. The one we had was so much fun.

Text | un: runaway

[hideawayparadise]

People have been thinking you're weird?

[faeshim]

if only i could read thoughts, i would know for sure. but i suspect that it's true.