Klaus (
jasidian) wrote in
jikan_network2021-04-02 05:04 am
text | un: klaus
Erm, yes, hello.
[There's a man's voice on the network.
It's a deep, rumbly sort of voice with a slight growl to it, the kind of voice that definitely comes from a very large man with some giant-ass lung capacity and...something in his mouth. You get a sense that while this guy might not necessarily want to rip your head off and drink from your skull, he totally maybe could.]
I've been explained the situation already, and...I can't say I'm happy to be pulled away from the business I was attending to, but I guess I can't really do much about it.
[This man is way more awkward and flustered-sounding than you'd think anyone has the right to be.]
I suppose I should find a place to stay if this is going to take a while, but... I don't know. I just don't know. I feel like I need a drink or...something.
So, I'm. Not entirely sure how this device works, but I guess if anyone wants to talk, we cou- OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!
[Have you ever wanted to hear a panicking orc and the unholy laughter of a weird mutated elmo thing? No? Too bad.]
[There's a man's voice on the network.
It's a deep, rumbly sort of voice with a slight growl to it, the kind of voice that definitely comes from a very large man with some giant-ass lung capacity and...something in his mouth. You get a sense that while this guy might not necessarily want to rip your head off and drink from your skull, he totally maybe could.]
I've been explained the situation already, and...I can't say I'm happy to be pulled away from the business I was attending to, but I guess I can't really do much about it.
[This man is way more awkward and flustered-sounding than you'd think anyone has the right to be.]
I suppose I should find a place to stay if this is going to take a while, but... I don't know. I just don't know. I feel like I need a drink or...something.
So, I'm. Not entirely sure how this device works, but I guess if anyone wants to talk, we cou- OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!
[Have you ever wanted to hear a panicking orc and the unholy laughter of a weird mutated elmo thing? No? Too bad.]

un: supercoolguy
They're harmless! Just whack them with a broom they will leave
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[There's a WHACK, and then the sounds of a Yoshi being punted across the stage in Smash.]
Alright. Hopefully it doesn't come back.
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Sorry, hands are sore. Anyways nope, they'll come back! Ya livin' in the dorms?
un: wwx
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