mistsplitter: (🐈 𝓃𝓎𝒶𝓎𝒶𝓀𝒶 004)
🌸 ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪʀᴀsᴀɢɪ ʜɪᴍᴇɢɪᴍɪ. ([personal profile] mistsplitter) wrote in [community profile] jikan_network2022-09-15 01:08 pm

video, un: white heron

[ The video starts off with a cat. A very fluffy cat with familiar ribbons where a cat's "side bangs" would be, and a familiar tiara-like ponytail… Said cat's fluffy tail is up as it is perched on someone she's comfortable with. As for said ‘comfortable someone’, all one can see of him is his midsection- a ribbed, sleeveless turtleneck top with his face out of shot. The focus of this was, after all, on the teeny fluffball. ]

Okay. We’re rolling.

[ Clearing her throat, which sounds like a cat trying to cough up a fur ball, she begins to speak: ]

Greetings. My name is Kamisato Ayaka, and as you can see, I have turned into a cat.

[ But because she is a cat? All one would be able to hear is her meowing at the camera. Literal "nya" and "meow" sounds, and no actual words being spoken. She… thinks people can understand her, because Cloud sure can. ]

Nya nya nya, nya nya nyanyanya, nya nya… [ She's talking about how this is probably Kizuna and asking if there is a way to reverse it as soon as possible because she has work to do… her ears fold inward and she "nyaa"s sadly. Out of shot, there’s a soft sigh before the magi-comm’s camera is angled up, leaving just the head of Nyayaka barely in frame as Cloud leans down a little to show up. ]

Right. That just about covers everything. [ covers what ] Anyone that’s got any ideas, thanks in advance.

[ The camera angles back down to Miss Kameowsato. ]

Nya.

[ Ever polite, Ayaka bows her head as thanks. ]

Think you got it, [ says an out of shot Cloud, hand coming down to gently pat her atop her floofy head before he reaches to stop the recording. ]
sultanofsquat: coeurlwhiskers @ twitter (stay focused)

[personal profile] sultanofsquat 2022-09-16 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ You...! ...actually have a point. But he huffs. If he were a cat he'd floof as much as a certain fluffer. It's a good thing that they're texting, because Cloud has time to avoid being too sassy, sticking to the point. ]

Do you have any idea on how to turn my girlfriend back into a human?
shurajodo: (⦁ 06 💀)

[personal profile] shurajodo 2022-09-16 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't been here long but I bet those fucks down at the port can figure something out.

Did this happen 'cause you pissed off a witch or something? Or did she just wake up all fluffy n shit
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[personal profile] sultanofsquat 2022-09-17 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
The port? And by "those fucks", you mean...

[ As for his query on whose cheerios they pissed in to cause this? ]

Last night she was just fine. Next thing I know, got a cat bopping me on the nose to wake up.
shurajodo: (⦁ 02 💀)

[personal profile] shurajodo 2022-09-17 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Port market. Yokohama. Sketchy as fuck

It ain't that magic shit is it. What brought us here

Honestly I ain't too privy on how that shit works or what else is crawling around here
sultanofsquat: (magic sex)

[personal profile] sultanofsquat 2022-09-18 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Copy. [ ... sigh, he was helpful. And gave an idea. ] Thanks.

So far, that's the leading culprit. Kizuna can bend reality.
shurajodo: art commissioned; do not take. (⦁ 14 💀)

[personal profile] shurajodo 2022-09-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Keep the network posted
I'm all invested n shit now
sultanofsquat: (intent)

[personal profile] sultanofsquat 2022-09-20 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Right.