Video; un: supercoolguy

[protectorofsmiles]

[The video feed isn't quite up there in quality but it's good enough that one can see a very topless Genbu holding the device up to a mirror.]

Howdy-hoo! Im-

[His voice was toonishly high pitched. He clears his throat, and immediately it drops to his natural, much deeper sound.]

Sorry! Force of habit!! Say friends, any of ya know if there's a trainin' ground somewhere? I've been here a couple of moons now, and I haven't done a whole lot of activity like I did back home! Especially since I ain't draggin' my caravan around anymore! I think I'm startin' to shrink as a result...

[He flexes in the mirror, showing off what he thinks is a shrinking body, but even a low-res video can't hide how big he is. Still, he is concerned about his health.]

Oh uh, if anyone needs a sparrin' or trainin' buddy, I'm yer guy!

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Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

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Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying, I keep getting distracted.

[Kizuna flowing through the magi-comm and making his mind wander, yep, that's totally it.]

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[protectorofsmiles]

[Zoop! The feed goes off.]

how's this?? Better??

[sweetsleuth]

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[h e h]

Hmm, no, think you should try video again! Maybe hold the camera a little further back?

[protectorofsmiles]

[Zoop! Video is on again.]

Eh? Uh, I'll try! But how is that gonna help with yer distraction? What are ya distracted with anyroad?

[The device is placed down and Genbu steps back, examining the device ]

[sweetsleuth]

You, obviously.

Do you think this thing can send pictures, too? Like to download and keep?

[This question is brought to you by Thirst but also: goofy selfies.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Me???

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Oh.

Anyroad, I have no idea! Lemme check.

[Aaaaand Ranpo is going to get a series of low res pics of Genbu closeups, and then some of him making funny faces.]

[sweetsleuth]

[TOOK HIM A SEC it's fine. Gonna save all the sexy artifact-filled jpegs to his comm forever.]

[But also goofy low res pics are the best?? Ranpo scrolls through them with a giggle, before sending a very important selfie of his own.]

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[protectorofsmiles]

hahahahaha Nyanpo

More like Gaapo!


Aw man now I want chips

[sweetsleuth]

[Gaa.... po??]

[He's still on audio so Genbu gets to hear him munching away at chips like the goblin he is.]

These ones are pretty good. They're shrimp flavored!

Or at least, they taste shrimp flavored. But they have a picture of a weird fish on the can. Some kind of otherworldly shrimp, maybe?

UN: MissKarma; Video

[beautyhidesthebeast]

[Training and sparring? That has Karma's attention. Enough for him to even ignore the man's shirtlessness.

Karma looks more than pleased about this, giving his brightest smile; his voice sounds feminine to complement his makeup.]

Are you any good with a sword or other weaponry, darling? I would certainly appreciate a good sparring partner.

[protectorofsmiles]

Nothin' small and pretty like that, miss, my main weapon's an axe! But if that's good with ya, it's good with me, too!

[He's looking very happily onto the camera!]

Video

[protectorofsmiles]

[He'll just open that video back up.]

Probably! I noticed a lot differences in creatures here that shared the same name is the ones back home! Ya ever hear of a tarantula hawk?

[beautyhidesthebeast]

An axe should be suitable. Do you wish for me to match your weapon, or is going against a sword acceptable?

[protectorofsmiles]

I have to choose??

Oh man, it's been a while since I started...let's go with axe! I wanna see how yer axe skills are like! You and me are from different worlds, I'm kinda curious as to how they train ya!

[beautyhidesthebeast]

Alright, I'll be interested in your skills, as well.

I do need to know where I can procure one, though. I'm afraid I didn't exactly have an axe among my effects when I was brought here.

un: roseoftheriverbed

[saigawa]

[Even with the low-res quality, Kashuu's voice comes through clearly enough.]

Well, I wouldn't mind sparring with you. What kind of weapon do you use?

Re: Video

[sweetsleuth]

...no, but I'm sure my nightmares will be filling in the blanks tonight.

[TARANTULA. HAWK.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Bahaha! Don't worry!! They're nothin' like what they sound like, they're just wasps! A kind of them, I mean.

They're just named that way because they eat tarantulas and when huntin' for 'em, they dive at 'em like a hawk! Very interestin' little critter!

un: heine

[streunerhund]

[Howdy-hoo? What the fuck?]

[Anyway Heine's just apparently having some hot drink or something.]

I'll fight you, if you need any more.

[protectorofsmiles]

[It's best you're kept in the dark.]

Hell yeah, will always accept sparrin' partners! Let's do this! Theres a park near here that I go to for exercise! Meet me there?

[protectorofsmiles]

Eeeeh? Hmmm...was there anything ya did bring? If not, there's an underground market near here that we could take a look at!

[protectorofsmiles]

I use an axe! A really big one, almost the same size as me! How about yerself?

[streunerhund]

Hand-to-hand? I have guns and a chain, and I can use them for blocking and grappling, but getting shot might be unpleasant for you.

I can probably pick up a sword sometime.

[protectorofsmiles]

I guess we'll have to go hand to hand! I don't think guns are gonna give me a workout, heh.

Though I'm not the best at hand to hand either, but I might as well work on that, yeah? But maybe bring yer chain! I'm interested in seeing how that works!

[streunerhund]

Yeah, dodging bullets only works for some.

I mostly use it for choking people but I'll leave the rest a surprise.