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[protectorofsmiles]

[The video feed isn't quite up there in quality but it's good enough that one can see a very topless Genbu holding the device up to a mirror.]

Howdy-hoo! Im-

[His voice was toonishly high pitched. He clears his throat, and immediately it drops to his natural, much deeper sound.]

Sorry! Force of habit!! Say friends, any of ya know if there's a trainin' ground somewhere? I've been here a couple of moons now, and I haven't done a whole lot of activity like I did back home! Especially since I ain't draggin' my caravan around anymore! I think I'm startin' to shrink as a result...

[He flexes in the mirror, showing off what he thinks is a shrinking body, but even a low-res video can't hide how big he is. Still, he is concerned about his health.]

Oh uh, if anyone needs a sparrin' or trainin' buddy, I'm yer guy!

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[protectorofsmiles]

[Zoop! Video is on again.]

Eh? Uh, I'll try! But how is that gonna help with yer distraction? What are ya distracted with anyroad?

[The device is placed down and Genbu steps back, examining the device ]

[sweetsleuth]

You, obviously.

Do you think this thing can send pictures, too? Like to download and keep?

[This question is brought to you by Thirst but also: goofy selfies.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Me???

...


Oh.

Anyroad, I have no idea! Lemme check.

[Aaaaand Ranpo is going to get a series of low res pics of Genbu closeups, and then some of him making funny faces.]

[sweetsleuth]

[TOOK HIM A SEC it's fine. Gonna save all the sexy artifact-filled jpegs to his comm forever.]

[But also goofy low res pics are the best?? Ranpo scrolls through them with a giggle, before sending a very important selfie of his own.]

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[protectorofsmiles]

hahahahaha Nyanpo

More like Gaapo!


Aw man now I want chips

[sweetsleuth]

[Gaa.... po??]

[He's still on audio so Genbu gets to hear him munching away at chips like the goblin he is.]

These ones are pretty good. They're shrimp flavored!

Or at least, they taste shrimp flavored. But they have a picture of a weird fish on the can. Some kind of otherworldly shrimp, maybe?

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[protectorofsmiles]

[He'll just open that video back up.]

Probably! I noticed a lot differences in creatures here that shared the same name is the ones back home! Ya ever hear of a tarantula hawk?

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[sweetsleuth]

...no, but I'm sure my nightmares will be filling in the blanks tonight.

[TARANTULA. HAWK.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Bahaha! Don't worry!! They're nothin' like what they sound like, they're just wasps! A kind of them, I mean.

They're just named that way because they eat tarantulas and when huntin' for 'em, they dive at 'em like a hawk! Very interestin' little critter!

[sweetsleuth]

You know, somehow, the existence of wasps that eat tarantulas really isn't any more reassuring.

[HE IS NEVER GOING TO YOUR WORLD THANKS]

[protectorofsmiles]

Yeah? Well according to the scholarly folk here in Nippon, they're only about the size of yer thumb or so here, so don't worry too much!