(Video; UN: makemelaugh) CW: Talk of coffins/bodies.

[undertook]

What an interesting set of circumstances! I thought it would be at least another century or two before I saw a place like this~ (No, longer. Maybe he was never meant to see or be in a place so advanced? Ah well, beggars can't be choosers!

He runs his fingers through his silver hair, revealing, for a moment, a green phosphorescent eye.)

Do entertain me. I love a good show! (All of the struggling and complaints are just signs of vibrant, stubborn life, in his opinion.) You may call me Undertaker - and, yes, I am more than happy to provide those services should they be needed. They're not easy, you know. The coffin has to fit just right. You don't want the body rolling about and giving someone a fright!

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[brightred]

...... WHAT THE HELL??

un: lancet; video

[english_rose]

My goodness!

How ghoulish to talk about coffins and bodies so publicly.

[Where is the decorum, Undertaker!]

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[holeful]

So you're an undertaker but that's also your name?

[WHAT A COINCIDENCE.]

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[undertook]

Hello~, little Reaper! Fancy seeing you here.

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[undertook]

Why shouldn't we speak of them publicly? We're likely surrounded by them; they fertilize the ground beneath your feet!

(This is decorum.)

[brightred]

No! Go home! [Grell, he is not a dog you can't just yell at him to make him go home.]

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[undertook]

Tis the title I have accepted. My name is something else entirely.

[undertook]

I shall not for some time, it seems. (He doesn't look worried as he munches on a cookie.)

[brightred]

[This world hates her, she's in hell, this is her personal punishment for... well, a lot of things actually.]

Then don't do your creepy bullshit here! [That's really not appropriate language, but she doesn't care. And it's a lot safer to yell at the Undertaker from this side of a video device than it ever would be to have this conversation in person.]

[undertook]

You'll have to be more specific, little Reaper. (Creepy is just a way of life for him now.) I must follow my calling~

[brightred]

Not here you don't! And you know what I mean, don't play coy!

[holeful]

[Huh! He could question that further but he won't.]

Well then, Mr Undertaker... no offense but I hope we don't end up having need of your services.

[undertook]

Are you saying no one dies? I expect overpopulation soon if that be the case!

[undertook]

A lot of humans hope the same, but I'm busier than ever! (What causes that constant, unbreakable hope, he wonders?) It's not so bad.

[brightred]

People die here and stay dead! Like they should!

[undertook]

Who decides that? You? I don't agree with those guidelines.

[holeful]

[Blinking!]

You're not human, then?

[brightred]

Obviously you don't! [Grell... is on enforced vacation here. She hasn't been able to find out any sign of Reapers in this world. So she's not enforcing any kind of guidelines.]

[undertook]

(Oopsie~!)

You've got an interesting look about ye, so I won't charge you.

Technically, I used to be human.

[undertook]

Don't you find it a bit sad to see interesting people making their exit day in and day out? What if we could put a stop to it? An' keep who we want around?

[holeful]

[Fukuda, stupid: I see. A ghost then!]

You'd charge for answering a question? I suppose I should be glad I have a hole in my head, then.

[undertook]

I do love a good laugh~ (So yup, that's usually his charge.) How did that happen, by the way?

[holeful]

Oh, you like jokes? I know a couple good ones.

[Gently dodging the question.]

[undertook]

Let's hear them! (He steeples his fingers and grins.)

[brightred]

Absolutely not! [She sort of adjusts her red coat, tugs at the ill-fitting fabric as she continues to argue.]

Humans aren't that entertaining!