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[jasidian]

How do you cope with a partner who isn't here when you're fairly certain you never clarified whether or not they were alright with you having other partners on the side?

I haven't actually done anything; I'm just terribly lonely and there's only so much my hand can do for me.

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[jasidian]

is a toy going to cuddle with me when it's over

[holeful]

[Oh. He sees where he's made an error.]

Ah. Well you mentioned using your hand, so I thought...

Anyway, if you just want to cuddle couldn't you do something like that with a friend?

[jasidian]

Somehow I never considered this.

[holeful]

Haha, then hopefully I was helpful! Something like that sounds nice, actually... Something like just sitting on the couch cozied up under a blanket with someone you trust.

[jasidian]

I admit I never thought to try this with my friends back home.

It always seemed like I'd be crossing boundaries?

But it does seem nice...

[holeful]

Hm. Maybe it would be? I've never had good friends before, as far as I can remember.

[jasidian]

I hadn't either, not until recently.

So I just...didn't know that was something friends could do?

[holeful]

I mean as long as you're not kissing or anything beyond that it should be fine probably... I mean, people hug their friends don't they?

[jasidian]

I don't think I actually know if this is correct.

[holeful]

I'm pretty sure it is. I mean if sports players can hug their teammates surely hugging your friends is fine.

[jasidian]

I'll be sure to remember that!

...although none of my friends are here.

[holeful]

I'll be your friend if you want? My name's Fukuda.

[jasidian]

I'm Klaus.

I know, not particularly surprising, I haven't been able to come up with another name to use on this device.

But I'll be your friend, sure.

[holeful]

Great!!

Oh, by the way, are you a skeleton? The last person I became friends with over text was so I want to make sure.



Not that it's a problem, I just like to have an accurate mental image.

[jasidian]

I'm an orc.

I have a skeleton inside of my body?

[holeful]

[It's a shame this is text so Klaus can't see how excited this makes Fukuda.]

An orc??? Well that's just as cool as a skeleton I think!! I've never met an orc before either!

[jasidian]

We tend not to be that common outside of certain places, I think.

[holeful]

Well they’re fictional where I’m from! But quite popular in fantasy novels. They’re usually not nearly as polite as you, though.

[jasidian]

I'm sorry, what?

[ Both the fictional thing and the accidental racism. ]

[holeful]

Oh, I mean obviously you're not fictional... Really the name could actually be a complete coincidence and your race might be nothing like the ones in books! They tend to be sort of generic bad guys in a lot of fantasy media.

[jasidian]

...I'm honestly not surprised. I'm used to some rather unflattering depictions and...

well. You do get used to it after a bit.