UN: genbuonishi

[protectorofsmiles]

IM HUNGRY AND IM TOLD I HAVE A HOME BUT I DONT KNOW WHER TO GO HELP I THINK IM LOST

IS THER ANYONE IN NEED OF SELLSORDS I CAN FIGHT MONSTERS AND BAD PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR GIL OR WATEVER U USE HEER I CAN ALSO MAKE TOYS ALSO WHY DO THESE CHARACTERS LOOK SO WEERD AND POINTY SORRY IDK HOW TO GO BAK TO OTHER CHARACTERS HEY ARE THERE ANY ABANDAND CARAVANS LYING AROUND I CAN MAKE GOOD USE OF ONE

[Genbu seems to be stuck in katakana mode. He seems to be struggling with this device in general.

Listen okay, he doesn't really know much about fancy schmancy tech, he doesn't even use a tomephone back home.]

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un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

[This has to be a child.]

A kid like you shouldn't be fighting monsters. Look for the dorms-there's shelter and food there.

SORRY, I KEEP FINDING TYPOS

[protectorofsmiles]

A LITTLE TOOO LATE FOR THAT I FOUGHT MANY MONSTERS BACK HOME KINDA HAD TO IM THE WARROR OF LITE TRUST ME ID RATHER MAKE PEEPLE SMILE THAN FIGHT AND DO HARM

[He uh... wasn't helping the situation here.]

THANKS FOR THINKING IM A KID I WAS CALLED UGLY OLD MAN BY A KID ONCE IT KINDA HURT MY FEELINGS

ur gucci gold my friend

[casaposa]

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Don't say thank you for that you moron. If you aren't a kid, then it's an insult.
Find food with the vendors.
There's a dorm for new arrivals nearby. Open your eyes and find it.

Two days later you get ten tags at once in your inbox, it's all "wackywarrior edited their comment"

[protectorofsmiles]

DAMN DUDE WHO WOKE UP ON YOR BAD SIDE OF THE BED ANYWAYS IDK WER TO GO MY EYES ARE OPEN AS WIDE AS THEY CAN GO I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHER TO GO ALSO I HAV NO MUNNEY FOR VENDORS

you're VALID

[casaposa]

[Oh my god. Caesar's tempted to offer the age old advice of 'then perish'-so tempted.

But they're all new here. Getting lost is par the course and he deserves at least one chance to prove he's not a total buffoon.]

Go back to where you arrived and ask the scientists for directions. They'll point you down the right path. Once you get to the dorm, you'll be able to find food.

[protectorofsmiles]

[Some time had passed.]

I FORGET WHER THAT IS

[casaposa]

[Mamma mia he can feel a headache forming at the base of his skull.]

You can't be this inept. The city isn't that big.

[It is, actually, but he's irritated.]

Where are you now?

MAMMA MIA INDEED

[protectorofsmiles]

THE HECK YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE IS GODSDAMN BIG I HAVENT SEEN A PLACE THIS BIG SINCE AMIROT AND THAT ISNT EVEN A REAL PLACE TECHNICALLY ANYWAYS I'M AT A RIVER I GOT HUNGRY AND STARTED FISHING

[casaposa]

Are you capable of staying focused for more than five minutes?

What landmarks are you by?

[protectorofsmiles]

OF COURSE I AM HOW DO U THINM I GOT ALL THIS FISH

[A few minutes have passed]

I'M BY A RIVER AND THERES SOME TREES AND ALSO A BRIDGE AND SOME REALLY WEIRD LOOKING BUILDINGS IN THE DISTANCE AND I THINK I SEE AIRSHIPS AND THERES A LOT OF STEEM AND MORE WEIRD BUILDINGS

[casaposa]

[Buildings? Seriously? This is EXHAUSTING. He has a HEADACHE and he's too old to be dealing with kids this inept.]

Ask someone around you. They'll know where to go.

And don't eat the fish raw. Make sure you cook it over a flame.

Forgot the tt, genbu just yelling at his device

[protectorofsmiles]

ITS OKAY DONT WORRY IM EATING THEM OVER A FLAME IM NOT THAT SKILLED TO PREPARE SOMETHING LIKE SASHIMI ANYWAYS BUT BOY WOULD I LOVE SOME ABOUT NOW ANYWAYS THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP IM SURE ILL FIGURE MY WAY THRU THIS TALK TO U LATER LEMON DROP

1/2

[casaposa]

[Did this rando just-]

[casaposa]

Lemon drop?
The name's Caesar Zeppeli. Get it right.

I'm so sorry lmao

[protectorofsmiles]

HAHA LOL LEMON DROP BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL SOURPUSS I THINK BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE IM BEING TOO JUDGY I MEAN I NEVER MET YOU AND IM ASSUMING THINGS MAYBE YOU ARE JUST AS SCARED BEING STUCK HERE LIKE I AM MAYBE YOURE JJST HAVING A BAD DAY AND IF I MET YOU IN PERSON YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE THE SWEETEST PERSON WITH A REALLY CUTE SMILE

SOUR ON THE OUTSIDE SWEET ON THE INSIDE

LIKE A LEMON DROP ❤️

LEMON DROP ZIPPY ❤️

[casaposa]

[There is a huge, prolonged pause between this text's arrival and the next one.

He's so-]
The dorm is now full.
Good luck finding another place to live.

[protectorofsmiles]

Ah...

[Genbu could only stare at the screen. It was now full? Damn. Oh well. Genbu was used to sleeping under the stars anyways, he was sure he'd be alright. He decided to let lemon drop" know. You know, just in case the mystery person may secretly be worried.]

NO WORRIES ZEPPY I WILL BE OK IVE BEEN IN STICKIER SITUASHINS

HEY HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE? MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL SEE YOU AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IM OK

[casaposa]

[God he may not want this idiot in his direct vicinity, but-]

There are other places you can stay. Apartments and houses are open to those who have arrived. Check around.

And no.

You're loud enough in text. I'm sure you match that in person. I'll know who you are.

[protectorofsmiles]

[Genbu could only blink at the strange message he received. He would ask for elaboration but...]

OKAY BE SAFE AND TAKE CARE, FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME AGAIN IF U NEED TO

[His fish was beginning to burn. Oh well. Genbu smiles a bit more at the message. Who knows, maybe he himself will find this Caesar person by chance as well?

He'll let him be for now and get back to his dinner.]