UN: genbuonishi

[protectorofsmiles]

IM HUNGRY AND IM TOLD I HAVE A HOME BUT I DONT KNOW WHER TO GO HELP I THINK IM LOST

IS THER ANYONE IN NEED OF SELLSORDS I CAN FIGHT MONSTERS AND BAD PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR GIL OR WATEVER U USE HEER I CAN ALSO MAKE TOYS ALSO WHY DO THESE CHARACTERS LOOK SO WEERD AND POINTY SORRY IDK HOW TO GO BAK TO OTHER CHARACTERS HEY ARE THERE ANY ABANDAND CARAVANS LYING AROUND I CAN MAKE GOOD USE OF ONE

[Genbu seems to be stuck in katakana mode. He seems to be struggling with this device in general.

Listen okay, he doesn't really know much about fancy schmancy tech, he doesn't even use a tomephone back home.]

Comments

un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

[This has to be a child.]

A kid like you shouldn't be fighting monsters. Look for the dorms-there's shelter and food there.

SORRY, I KEEP FINDING TYPOS

[protectorofsmiles]

A LITTLE TOOO LATE FOR THAT I FOUGHT MANY MONSTERS BACK HOME KINDA HAD TO IM THE WARROR OF LITE TRUST ME ID RATHER MAKE PEEPLE SMILE THAN FIGHT AND DO HARM

[He uh... wasn't helping the situation here.]

THANKS FOR THINKING IM A KID I WAS CALLED UGLY OLD MAN BY A KID ONCE IT KINDA HURT MY FEELINGS

ur gucci gold my friend

[casaposa]

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Don't say thank you for that you moron. If you aren't a kid, then it's an insult.
Find food with the vendors.
There's a dorm for new arrivals nearby. Open your eyes and find it.

Two days later you get ten tags at once in your inbox, it's all "wackywarrior edited their comment"

[protectorofsmiles]

DAMN DUDE WHO WOKE UP ON YOR BAD SIDE OF THE BED ANYWAYS IDK WER TO GO MY EYES ARE OPEN AS WIDE AS THEY CAN GO I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHER TO GO ALSO I HAV NO MUNNEY FOR VENDORS

you're VALID

[casaposa]

[Oh my god. Caesar's tempted to offer the age old advice of 'then perish'-so tempted.

But they're all new here. Getting lost is par the course and he deserves at least one chance to prove he's not a total buffoon.]

Go back to where you arrived and ask the scientists for directions. They'll point you down the right path. Once you get to the dorm, you'll be able to find food.

[protectorofsmiles]

[Some time had passed.]

I FORGET WHER THAT IS

[casaposa]

[Mamma mia he can feel a headache forming at the base of his skull.]

You can't be this inept. The city isn't that big.

[It is, actually, but he's irritated.]

Where are you now?

MAMMA MIA INDEED

[protectorofsmiles]

THE HECK YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE IS GODSDAMN BIG I HAVENT SEEN A PLACE THIS BIG SINCE AMIROT AND THAT ISNT EVEN A REAL PLACE TECHNICALLY ANYWAYS I'M AT A RIVER I GOT HUNGRY AND STARTED FISHING

[casaposa]

Are you capable of staying focused for more than five minutes?

What landmarks are you by?

[protectorofsmiles]

OF COURSE I AM HOW DO U THINM I GOT ALL THIS FISH

[A few minutes have passed]

I'M BY A RIVER AND THERES SOME TREES AND ALSO A BRIDGE AND SOME REALLY WEIRD LOOKING BUILDINGS IN THE DISTANCE AND I THINK I SEE AIRSHIPS AND THERES A LOT OF STEEM AND MORE WEIRD BUILDINGS

[casaposa]

[Buildings? Seriously? This is EXHAUSTING. He has a HEADACHE and he's too old to be dealing with kids this inept.]

Ask someone around you. They'll know where to go.

And don't eat the fish raw. Make sure you cook it over a flame.

Forgot the tt, genbu just yelling at his device

[protectorofsmiles]

ITS OKAY DONT WORRY IM EATING THEM OVER A FLAME IM NOT THAT SKILLED TO PREPARE SOMETHING LIKE SASHIMI ANYWAYS BUT BOY WOULD I LOVE SOME ABOUT NOW ANYWAYS THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP IM SURE ILL FIGURE MY WAY THRU THIS TALK TO U LATER LEMON DROP

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[casaposa]

[Did this rando just-]

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

[ oh bless his heart ]

I'm going to make a shot in the dark and say you've never used something like this before? Do you see something on your keyboard that has an 'up' arrow. It makes your text --

...Pointy.

Keep forgetting the html

[protectorofsmiles]

YEAH NEVER DID I DONT REALLY TRUST THIS FANCY STUFF OR ANYTHING GARLEANS MAKE, NOT UNLESS CIDDY MAKES THEM HIMSELF AND I never had any interest in this sort of thing besides link pearls anyways oh wait hey look the text is all round again!!

Thanks bunches wats your name???

all good C:

[disasdeer]

It worked.

I'm Louis. And you are?

[ he's not going to assume it's the username, but he could ]

Have you been here long?

[protectorofsmiles]

Genbu! But call me anything u like! Like Genny or Gengen or Aniki!!!! Nice too meet u, Loulou!

I been heer cupple of suns!! Or days as the locals call it!

[Hey. It's his name, and one he uses, right?]

[disasdeer]

Loulou...

I think I'll just call you by your name, thanks.

A big fan of nicknames?

[ HMM.... ]

[protectorofsmiles]

YEAH!! I've been exchenging nicknames with peeple I've met since I was reelly little! Kinda always been my thing. Makes peeple feel special, yuu kno? And I find it nice wen peeple return the favor!

[Oh hey, he's starting to use punctuation!]

[disasdeer]

Does it? I've never used nicknames before. I assume the name people give me is the one they want to be used.

[ unless "idiot wolf" and things like it count? does they count? he doesn't think they do. ]

It's so hard to make typos when your phone's autocorrect is so good LMAO

[protectorofsmiles]

yeah sometimes I think that too but it's a hit or miss really like sometimes they tell me to stop and it's like u can tell they mean it but most of the time they don't say anything and just let it happen but then theres moments when they make this face and get all red or they give you such a precious smile

Thos are what I like the most

I think everyone deep inside has a subconscious desire to feel special, and that subconsciousness starts getting really loud inside u when someone calls you something special

Everyone can call u your given name, u kno? So it kinda hits different when they call you something they thought of personally for u like it's kind of an indirect way to show someone you care about them or are thinking about them!!!

Well except insults I guess hahahaha!!!!

i'm laughing

[disasdeer]

[ louis is so baffled by this entire text and he blinks...reading it several times. this guy is odd. friendly, but odd. ]

But consider if someone's given name is important to them for some reason.

[protectorofsmiles]

i suppose they will probably tell me then. i think that's happened once or twice in my life! Everyone else seemed not to mind!

[A pause.]

are u trying to say you don't like me calling you Loulou?

[disasdeer]

I don't really have any strong emotional connection to my name, so I don't really care.

Still, since I can't necessarily predict, I assume the name someone gives is one they prefer.

Pressed send prematurely oops

[protectorofsmiles]

[Genbu can only stare at the screen of this funky button device. What was this person going on about? Was names and nicknames really so important?

What was Genbu doing all this time, then? Was what he did all his life really that strange...? Why did no one ever say anything to him before?

Congrats, Loulou, you probably gave Genbu an existential crisis.]

haha I think ur the first person who's ever really wondered this long about my nicknaming!