UN: genbuonishi

[protectorofsmiles]

IM HUNGRY AND IM TOLD I HAVE A HOME BUT I DONT KNOW WHER TO GO HELP I THINK IM LOST

IS THER ANYONE IN NEED OF SELLSORDS I CAN FIGHT MONSTERS AND BAD PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR GIL OR WATEVER U USE HEER I CAN ALSO MAKE TOYS ALSO WHY DO THESE CHARACTERS LOOK SO WEERD AND POINTY SORRY IDK HOW TO GO BAK TO OTHER CHARACTERS HEY ARE THERE ANY ABANDAND CARAVANS LYING AROUND I CAN MAKE GOOD USE OF ONE

[Genbu seems to be stuck in katakana mode. He seems to be struggling with this device in general.

Listen okay, he doesn't really know much about fancy schmancy tech, he doesn't even use a tomephone back home.]

Comments

[disasdeer]

Yes, I did - presumably we all did. Time was strange.

[protectorofsmiles]

it's reely scary isn't it? The skolars back home always talked about different universes. Heck I even visited a different shard myself. But this feels ways different than the other ones. The only thing the same is that the locals heer use magitek or so they say

[disasdeer]

I don't know that I'd call it scary. Just strange. Not sure what makes it scary.

[protectorofsmiles]

the fact that youre an an entirely new world out of random full of strangers with no unsure way to get back?

[disasdeer]

It's not like someone came into my house and kidnapped me. It's not really scary at all because of that. Maybe I'm just harder to scare.

PHONE LET ME MAKE TYPOS PLEASE

[protectorofsmiles]

sounds like you been thru a lot then. Not being easily scared is cool, but that just means uv experienced things no one ever shud!! Did you actually get kidnapped befor??

[disasdeer]

I've never had anything like that happen before. My life was fairly normal before here. I just see no reason to be afraid of things that can't hurt me.

[protectorofsmiles]

Well they don't have to be hurtimg u like right that moment right??????? It's that sense of being in an unown place, where you don't know what's happening. And the possibility that something CAN hurt u!!

[disasdeer]

I'm a deer. There's a lot of things can kill me where I come from, too. But, if I'm afraid, I'm going to be miserable.

[protectorofsmiles]

what

How are you a deer??

Yu can't be a deer!!!! What!!!

How are you typing with hooves

[disasdeer]

Wait - why are you asking how? Obviously I've always been.

I don't have hooves. I have fingers. And toes. And stand on two legs.

Genbu is being racist I'm so sorry

[protectorofsmiles]

[...The mental image Genbu conjured up from that description is terrifying]

haha you're messing with me! Deer are wild animals they can't type!!

i am laughing i love him

[disasdeer]

Well, I'm not wild, and I am typing.

So everything you said is wrong.

[protectorofsmiles]

[Some time passes.]

So you're like lupin? Or Hrothgar? But like deer?

[disasdeer]

Lupin? ...No.

Just a red deer. From the Cervidae family.

Nothing more than that.

[protectorofsmiles]

No I mean

Why don't we just meet?

I made a fire next to the river near where the building we came out of is

[disasdeer]

Alright. I think that sounds fine. I'll be there.

[protectorofsmiles]

[And with that, Genbu puts his device down and continues with his fish roasting. Hopefully he gave enough of a description for the 'deer' to find him.]

[disasdeer]

[ He almost can't believe he's trekking down here to meet this random weirdo. What a strange time for him. But, he sees the fire - then the... large human? He's going to assume human. He looked human-ish, at least. Close enough. His limited experience with them means he has no real idea.

He approaches and: ]

Genbu, right?

[protectorofsmiles]

Zzzzz-GAH!! huh, wha-AGGH!!

[Oh the absolute whiplash of one dozing off in the wilderness, woken up by a sudden noise and then turning to see the silhouette of a creature with strange spikes coming out of its head. Once he comes to his senses, he recognizes that it's a deer.]

...Loulou?

[disasdeer]

[ Know who gives him nicknames? No one. Not his father, not his friends. The closest thing he had to a nickname ever was 'boss'. And, really, it isn't a nickname and is definitely just a title that they continued to call him when he was no longer their boss. ]

Louis, yes.

[ The look he gives doesn't seem that annoyed, at least. However, he does correct the other's use of the nickname. ]

[protectorofsmiles]

Woah...

Come closer to the fire so I can see ya! Here, I made a spot for ya to relax on!

[....It's just his mascot costume which he made into a makeshift sitting space. There's plenty of room on it for Louis to sit in despite Genbu taking up half of it. A large costume indeed.]

[disasdeer]

[ Humans are very weird, and Louis learns this more and more every day. Yikes. He sits down ...keeping a small bit of distance because that's how he does things. ]

Woah?

[ Hey - ]

As if you have room to talk.

[protectorofsmiles]

Eh? What're ya talkin' about?

[Oh.]

... Don't look at me! Deermen aren't a thing where I'm from as far as I know! Doesn't matter how weird I look, you're still unusual to me! Erm...no offense, I don't mean that in a bad way.

[Genbu just...examines Louis with his eyes. Curious.]

[disasdeer]

Humans are ultra-weird looking. You're mammals and don't have fur.

[ At least he thinks you're human, right? ]

You're naked apes.